Fine we'll give it to you as long as we don't have to pay for it.
You are exactly correct, and this the only morally valid option.
It is also what we need to work for to avoid a full-on armed 2nd Civil War. The progressives of all colors are welcome to however much of each other they vote themselves.
I am not available, however, for redistribution.
On any level, in any amount.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.