FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)

Bravo Network / Magical Elves Productions ^ | 10-9-9 | Tom Colicchio

[Petronski]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

For the first time in Top Chef history, a non-competitor has been awarded the prize of Top Chef. In recognition of the intensely delicious and most excellent dishes Mr. Obama has from time to time considered cooking, we hereby declare him Top Chef Las Vegas. Our French culinary colleagues have endorsed our recognition by awarding Mr. Obama four Michelin stars, on a scale of three.

Prizes to be awarded to Mr. Obama include $125,000 in cash, a brand new Toyota Prius, a year's supply of the Glad family of food storage products, and rights of consortium with Padma Lakshmi

[Petronski]

Our leader is most excellent.

[woofie]

I see no end in sight

[Petronski]

With President Obama, our future knows no bounds.

[keepitreal]

The judges were especially impressed with his clever use of organic arugula.

[GeronL]

How long are they going to let those stay up on the sidebar?

lolol.

[Petronski]

Check out the prize package!

[Zeppo]

I understand that he had tough competition from Tonya Harding, but the last-minute Soros bribe proved to be decisive...

Congratulations, dear leader Obama (PBUH UH UH UH)...

[bigbob]

Well, after all, he DID get four stars out of three!

[GeronL]

How did he win with a dish of fried black beans and ketchup?

[Petronski]

Padma Lakshmi and Gail Simmons writhed nude on the floor before him, singing his praises, while the creepy British judge—finding that too subtle—went directly to fellatio.

[GeronL]

thats just gross

[Petronski]

Well it is Bravo...