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Stop Alien Abductions for under $30.00
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS ^
Posted on 09/30/2009 11:46:13 AM PDT by Scythian
ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM AUSTRIA WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET SHE MADE FROM DIRECTIONS ON THIS WEB SITE.
"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.
The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it."
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: abduction; alien
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:46:13 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Scythian
Learn how to build yours
HERE
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:47:35 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Scythian
A tin foil hat will work also.
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:48:26 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(concerned conservative.)
To: Scythian
What a deal! And what a cute model.
To: Scythian
Can I join whatever clinical trials you happen to be participating in? It’s gotta be better than beer.
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:48:34 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: Scythian
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:48:37 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(I pledge my life, my fortune and my sacred honor. I take an XL in a body bag. Bring your own.)
To: Scythian
To: OSHA
From their site ... I love this reasoning ...
Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can.
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:49:43 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Scythian
lol.
I hope someone paid her for that.
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:50:52 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Scythian
What if I only want to reduce the frequency of abductions?
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:50:53 AM PDT
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
To: Scythian
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:08 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: Scythian
It works! Really!
I’ve been wearing mine for 25 years and I have NEVER been abducted by aliens!
$30 - a bargain at half the price!
To: mountainlion
A tin foil hat will work also
Tin Foil is so 90's man, today the cool kids use the "Velostat protective lining" ... Get with it man !!
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:27 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Scythian
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:42 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Scythian
They forgot to cover the eyes, the direct line to the soul as anyone knows if you can’t see the eyes you can’t read the soul.
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:48 AM PDT
by
handy old one
(If you play in nature be prepared to be played with!!)
To: Scythian
I don’t want to abduct any aliens...................
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:49 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The Zero has more airtime than Michael Jordan...........)
To: Scythian
Those things do not work worth a crap...
...and now I’m out 30 bucks!
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:51:53 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Scythian
Cute, but does it stop the ubiquitous anal probe?
Alien? He said he was a proctologist!
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:52:11 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Scythian
There’s gonna be a short squeeze on “The Bullwinkle Hat.” Better get in fast before the market soars.
Leather Hat
The hat shown, a leather aviator’s hat, also known by Motorcyclists as a “Rocky Bullwinkle Hat”, is manufactured by Henschel Hat Company, Part number 7471-60. This hat, and a similar model, part number 7471-41, are available at some motorcycle stores. The helmet also comes in size small/medium for small children. Similar leather hats are available from the suppliers listed below.
To: Scythian
TIN FOIL HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
09/30/2009 11:52:23 AM PDT
by
Wiz
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