Obama Issues Ultimatum to Iran

Associated Press ^ | 26/9/09

[Eleutheria5]

WASHINGTON (Sept. 26) - President Barack Obama is offering Iran "a serious, meaningful dialogue" over its disputed nuclear program, while warning Tehran of grave consequences from a united global front. "Iran's leaders must now choose — they can live up to their responsibilities and achieve integration with the community of nations. Or they will face increased pressure and isolation, and deny opportunity to their own people," Obama said in his radio and Internet address Saturday.

[Eleutheria5]

A'jad immediately got down on his hands and knees, begged for forgiveness, promised to be a good boy from now on, and invited UN inspectors into his country with a cart blanch to inspect everything and anything, including his own anal cavity.

[SIDENET]

Yeah, Mahmoud is quaking in his little elf boots right about now.

[The Phantom FReeper]

I’m sure Ahmadinejad is shaking in his bunny slippers.

[Texas4ever]

This time he is serious, serious!!

[SIDENET]

LOL. 14 seconds apart!

GMTA.

[LibFreeOrDie]

Ooooohhhhh! A “serious, meaningful dialogue”! Iran is sooo scared!

[hflynn]

Dufus TOTUS issues an ultimatum threatening grave consequences for Iran. Translation: We have to get the price of gasoline and home heating oil up to 5+ dollars a gallon. When Americans are refocused on to freezing their butts off and walking to work I can pass health care and immigration bills.

[niteowl77]

Nero Zero fiddling until Rome the West is completely engulfed.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Ruh roh....this could be hugh, and series!

[EGPWS]

....while warning Tehran of grave consequences from a united global front.

This sh!t is really getting old with the perpetual "scolding" to save the world from tyrants.

[ThunderSleeps]

Dr Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [Sarcastically] That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

Thanks a lot obama, that ought to do it...

[y6162]

“- President Barack Obama is offering Iran “a serious, meaningful dialogue”

I’m sure Israel is relieved.

[Iron Munro]

Obama has known about the second nuclear facility since he was coronated in January - maybe even before that.
Why did he wait until right now to make an issue of it?

Because this is all about Obama drawing attention of the public to Iran, scaring them with talk of nuclear missles, then slipping the healthcare bill through while attention is focused on Iran.

[My Favorite Headache]

LOL this is the verbal equation of a strongly worded letter from the U.N.

[ditto h]

I knew bambi was serious when he hiked up his panties.

[InterceptPoint]

while warning Tehran of grave consequences...

Do you notice that the "grave consequences" are never spelled out. Maybe Obama should switch to the "line in the sand" metaphor. At least then we would understand what he is talking about the effect on Iran would be exactly the same.

[ThunderSleeps]

Dr Ray Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [Sarcastically] That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

Thanks a lot obama, that ought to do it...

[BuckeyeTexan]

“You better watch out!” says Obama, from behind his white flag of appeasement.

[elizabethgrace]

Watch his poll numbers rise. Too many people will believe he’s taking a “tough stand.”

[Cementjungle]

In reality, Obama’s probably working on a way to quietly send them a few hundred billion in exchange for pretending to cave in... at least until Zero’s re-elected.