Mine too. The misuses and I went to our son's pediatrics appt yesterday. We were given a bunch of things to fill out, including a questionaire filled with nosy questions such as "Are there guns in the household?"
I don't know why this would be an issue, my guns say grace before meals, cover their mouth when they cough, and know that SUVs aren't toys; they are big boy tools that only mommys and daddys use.
Needless to say, I crossed out all of the questions and refused to answer them.... this because the missues said it would be rude of me to write "none of your f'nin business" after the questions.
Looks like we both married smart women. Although, I kinda like what you wanted to write.
Have you been misusing your wife again? LOL