Posted on 08/22/2009 5:00:13 PM PDT by MrEdd
“No worries. He’s currently being raped in hell as we speak.
You believe God is a rapist? “
Is it possible you typed “G_d” when you meant “Satan”?
I asked because if such a mistake was not made, I am unsure of the premises upon which you derived your implied assumption of the CEO of Hell.
I thought G-d was the CEO of everything.
God is in hell?
Very good. Thanks for the instructions on expert raping.
Is there an Admin Mod position open, or is it just Amatuer Hour? Reposting after a week certainly qualifies under the Four Hour Rule.
In any case, I missed it a week ago, so thanks for putting it up again.
Your religion is insane and evil.
I’ve heard that there are advance copies of the “Book of Life” floating around, but I didn’t realize you had one.
I admit I know little about the author, but if his Wikipedia entry is accurate, he was married to the same woman for 54 years until his death, and served honorably in WWII:
“During World War II, Golding fought in the Royal Navy and was briefly involved in the pursuit and sinking of Germany’s mightiest battleship, the Bismarck. He also participated in the invasion of Normandy on D-Day, commanding a landing ship that fired salvoes of rockets onto the beaches, and then in a naval action at Walcheren in which 23 out of 24 assault craft were sunk.[4] At the war’s end he returned to teaching and writing.[1]”
Please point out these instructions, I don't see them.
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