Hello COMRADE! All of us will be glad to see him, I hope he’s safe and he’s rested, the battle is just beginning!
By Freeper RinaseaofDs
Obama will be brought to the bed of Ted Kennedy. He’ll have arrived just after Ted died.
Schlossberg, crying and wracked with grief, will grab Obama’s coat and wail, “Had you only arrived sooner, My Lord, Ted would not have died.”
The papers will report, “Obama Wept”
Then he will bring Ted back from the dead.
Obama will order, “Bring Ted something to eat and drink, for he was only sleeping it off.”
Four fried chickens and a coke will be brought.