Posted on 07/11/2009 2:16:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog, but someone in the liberal media just informed me that the president of the U.S. is a black man. And as such cannot be criticized or joked about by conservatives.
Obama is off limits! They can make all kinds of rude and crude jokes about George Bush, even comparing him in thousands of crude cartoons over the past eight years as a chimp, but man. If you were to follow suit comparing today's president to a smirking chimp you would be crucified!
And Sarah Palin's family and children? Open season! Even the most innocent and helpless can be unmercifully attacked by the left. But don't dare criticize even jokingly a liberal black president's wife or children. The media will go bananas!!
Now hear this!
Henceforth and herewith on all soon to be extinct right-wing Internet sites and talkshows criticism of the U.S. president is hereby verboten!
The liberals won the election and they are now in charge!
That is all.
*snort*
Yeah, but unlike our President, he wanted to be white.
You know, that simple old joke “what’s black and white, and red all over?” has an entirely new answer.
Never mind the frowns. I don’t think we’re supposed to notice they’re all black...But if we do notice, then we are obligated to vote for them.
He is?!?
As I said to my buddy when he started a sentence with "As a black man..."
I interrupted and asked "When did that happen?"
Much milk was shot through nostrils that day...
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