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Rabbi Searches in Vain for Kosher Gay Couple to Marry
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| June 22
| BRIAN HAMACHER
Posted on 06/22/2009 2:30:13 PM PDT by Inappropriate Laughter
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To: Inappropriate Laughter
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:31:01 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
What is a “kosher gay couple?” or is this satire?
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:33:00 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
Maybe the good Rabbi can find a group of kosher gay polygamists while he’s out there.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:33:25 PM PDT
by
rom
(Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
To: CzarNicky
"What is a 'kosher gay couple?." Pretty important to a Jewish cannibal.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:36:46 PM PDT
by
Landru
(Arghh, Liberals are trapped in my colon like spackle or paste.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
I was gonna do a joke about Hebrew National Sausage, but I won't. There's also a circumcision joke in there somewhere.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:37:03 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
An irony of biblical proportions. In the paganized temples of the modern gentiles which have been purged of any reverence to God, the “gays” come clamoring in. Not to be outdone, this would be emissary of Moses is now scouting for fresh meat to make unkosher in a new way.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:37:34 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(In only 19 weeks, 0 has enabled us to agree with the Taliban [his empty speechifying] - Iron Munro)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
My parents had Jewish friends whose son was a rabbi. He dumped the wife and kids and announced he was gay. His parents were mortified. Trying to remember his name, he was in FL. Maybe he and his partner would like to avail themselves of this mockery.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:40:19 PM PDT
by
kalee
(01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
To: Deb
“There’s also a circumcision joke in there somewhere.”
Don’t tip it...
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:40:23 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
OyVEH! The JUwish Modz will probably have a ball with this one!
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:40:46 PM PDT
by
mainestategop
(MAINE: The way communism should be)
To: jessduntno
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:42:06 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Landru
now that there is funny, I don’t care who you are.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:42:49 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Deb
“I said a joke.”
Well, in that case, I’ll retract it...
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:44:13 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
Rabbi David Mark has been placing ads in Jewish newspapers to find two people who want to get hitched, something not possible just a few short years ago."There was a need out there among the public for something like this," Mark told the Sun-Sentinel. Too funny. What an idiot. He's found the cure, but he can't locate the disease.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:51:54 PM PDT
by
SampleMan
(Socialism enslaves you & kills your soul.)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
Temple Sholom recently shed its ultra-conservative imageHow did that happen? Seriously, who infiltrated, schemed, lied, and then took over? Know how the enemy works so you can stop him when he tries again.
To: Inappropriate Laughter
Very few gays want to get married.
This is about destroying the culture and everything decent, it’s got nothing to do with marriage.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:53:18 PM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: Inappropriate Laughter
It hurt me so much to my very core that I could not help these people. I believe religion should bring people together.”
It is all about him.
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posted on
06/22/2009 2:59:55 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
("Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.")
To: Inappropriate Laughter
the clergyman can find a gay Jewish couple but not a kosher couple. He is likely not even Kosher.
The article states that Orthos “still” don’t recognize gay marriages.
By definition WE DON’T!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/22/2009 3:09:38 PM PDT
by
hecht
To: Inappropriate Laughter
Earlier this year, the Temple shifted away from what it felt was an increasingly right-wing ideology. So much for the idea of God's people obeying the covenant revealed to Moses. So much for all the railings of the prophets about Israel being faithful to the covenant.
To: Inappropriate Laughter
"There was a need out there among the public for something like this," And yet he can not find anyone to "marry". Seems there was not a need after all.
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posted on
06/22/2009 3:24:36 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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