[Gaffer]

I can imagine a whole slew of new olympic events:

Ghetto Alley Slalom Run (make it out alive)

26 Block Riot Loot Carry Marathon

Perp Tossing Discus

Government Check Disbursement Relay It goes on....

[PfromHoGro]

Sensible Lending Hurdles (with Acorn shock troops as hurdles).

Overbearing taxation power lift.

Toilet repair sprints.

You’re right... this is fun.

[tumblindice]

“new events”

javelin chucking
javelin catching