There goes the groom -- to jail

Times Picayune ^ | May 21, 2009 | Mary Sparacello

[BBell]

Low-riding pants are no laughing matter.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> “I have beaucoup witnesses. All my cousins and everything said my pants were not sagging,” he said.

Whoa! A French speaking gangsta! Merde!

[handy old one]

The delivery of the large tanker of Chlorine was delayed. See what happens!! More Chlorine need in that gene pool. The bride still has time to back out of this situation before it is too late.

[yarddog]

I think low riding pants are one of the stupidest things I have ever seen but it is not the law’s business how a person wears their pants.

[yarddog]

I just thought of something. Isn’t Kenner where a young lady who likes to go around with no panties and a short skit, is from?

[jeffc]

I guess judges and elected representatives aren't the only ones who think they are above the law (or, in this case, respectful of preset rules). What happens when we all start to feel that way?

[DieHard the Hunter]

> The bride still has time to back out of this situation before it is too late.

(grin!) I bet the last chapter hasn’t been written on that story yet, ay. The bride should be rightly annoyed — I wonder how many months the groom is going to have to sleep on the couch? If it is less than six months he got off lucky.

[buccaneer81]

"They spent $1,500 on dance lessons and they didn't even get to dance."

BWAHAHAHA!

[ScreamingFist]

I think low riding pants are one of the stupidest things I have ever seen but it is not the law’s business how a person wears their pants.

Interesting point. In the "old" days, I remember grooms swinging from chandeliers. The damages were paid after the reception. Some guy showing his ass at the wedding seems, small to me.

[WKUHilltopper]

In the meantime, another 3,000 terrorists sneaked across the border...

But we must demand the imprisonment of these saggy panted extremists!

[familyop]

"Low-riding pants are no laughing matter."

Neither is excess fat. ;-)

[ArrogantBustard]

"All the kid had to do was pull up his pants," said Leonard Dazet, owner of the Crystal Plantation. Dazet said each bride and groom is required to sign a contract agreeing that guests will abide by the dress code.

Enforcability of contracts is a fundamental pillar of civilised society. The matter of the contract may be seemingly trivial (a dress code at a private dining establishment), but the contract itself is far from trivial.

[buccaneer81]

The groom:

The uncle:

The punk:

[dfwgator]

To quote Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Now I know why tigers eat their young."

[clee1]

But a contract is a civil matter; police enforcement is a criminal matter.

[buccaneer81]

Isn’t Kenner where a young lady who likes to go around with no panties and a short skit, is from?

No, she's from Kentwood, on the Mississippi border. Kenner is the location of New Orleans International Airport.

[buccaneer81]

I love the 1979 hair.

[dfwright]

I think low riding pants are one of the stupidest things I have ever seen but it is not the law’s business how a person wears their pants.

You should read the article. They were at a private club, and had signed a contract agreeing to meet the dresscode. They went neanderthal on the cop who asked the kid to pull up his pants, and ended up in jail.

[newfreep]

Tom Waits has a song that fits this couple....

"Pickin' up after you"

Here comes the bride and there goes the groom
Looks like a hurricane went through this room
Smells like a pool hall, where's my other shoe?
And I'm sick and tired of pickin' up after you

Looks like you spent the night in a trench
And tell me, how long have you been combing Your hair with a wrench?
The roses are dead and the violets are too
And I'm sick and tired of pickin' up after you

[DoughtyOne]

Confucius say: “Ugly man with droopy drawers, soon to have hairy crack up.”