[jongaltsr]

I’m a PIG myself.
If given the same opportunity I would grope her myself.
(And she had better damn well enjoy it!)

[Retired Greyhound]

The only thing worse than a male chauvanist is a women that won’t do what she’s told.

[I see my hands]

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Per popular demand I've registered at Cabelas but, again, really not necessary.
Thanks for the cool notes after my appearance on Leno. Remind me at I-CON '09 to tell you how he christens each new car in his collection. Hint: Let him change his own spark plugs.

I copped a little side boob off Patty Duke in 1978. Got to love those socially appropriate loopholes.