Posted on 04/13/2009 1:08:23 PM PDT by rdl6989
And well he should. After all, didn’t he shoot three of them at once, thus freeing Captain Phillips?
0bama’s just trying to protect his booty.
A “Single Bullet Theory” for the new millenium!
;^)
The Obamas Stage Daring Rescue
AP: Washington DC April 12 2008 10:37PM EST
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibb released an official photo of the President and First Lady rescuing Captain Richard Phillips from Somali pirates.
In a prepared statement Gibb stated, "...that America's foes better be prepared for robust and immediate and personal action from The President and First Lady."
The President and First Lady were unharmed according to Gibb. They are expected to arrived on Monday by a F-18 Hornet piloted by Michelle Obama.
Gibb also stated that the supposed visit by The First Family to St. Johns Episcopal Church was an elaborate plot to lull the Somali pirates into complacency. Actors were used to impersonate the Obamas @ St John's with Will Smith playing TOTUS and Oprah playing Michelle. While the actors were at St John's, TOTUS and Michelle did a specop HALO jump onto the deck of the USS Bainbridge while it was underway at flank speed.
When asked by reporters his reactions to the rescue, Vice President Biden responded, "The Obamas are some crazy SOB's and they kick ass and take names, so you better not piss them off."
"Yeah no yeah yeah no yeah no no yeah no yeah yeah no. Want some Carmex?"
For all the talk about Obama being a radical, which is understandable, I think there’s still the chance he might see that governing from a centrist position will be good for him politically.
The Somali Pirates are going about this ALL WRONG.
Instead of blustering in the media, they should follow the PROVEN path to Democratic Party enlightenment.
Why, they could even get STIMULATED to the tune of millions and millions of tax dollars, a whole bunch of new Zodiacs, and probably even a couple of surplus warships of thier very own if they just followed the path!!
All they have to do is pool a few million dollars, and hire a couple of $500-$1,000 per hour K-Street Democrat Lobbyists.
The lobbyists can spread around some scratch to the right Democrats, and write a bill praising, even ALLOWING American Ships to be attacked by Somali Pirates!!
History does show us that when Democrat lobbyists write bills, congressmen dont even bother to READ THEM! Just ask the New York Democrat bankers how that works. First they got EVERY RULLE they wanted struck down, or passed, and now they are getting BILLIONS of dollars of your money, by doing the same things now, that they did under CLINTON!!!
He’s going to work very hard for the UN to draft a strongly worded condemnation.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
“...Obama Vows To Combat Somali Pirates...”
Or at least get the UN to issue a watered-down condemnation, eventually.
Either way, those pirate-guys are in BIG TROUBLE!
Obama is a Pirate..He hijacked the White House!
“After thirteen or fourteen more meetings, Obama wondered if he should take a stand against piracy:”
HAd to wait for the opinion polls and focus group demos to come in, doncha know.
And he couldn’t bring Olbermann and Matthews on board right away, because it was a WEEKEND...
I saw Obama on TV today talking about this and his teleprompter misfired again and I clearly heard him say that he “wants to put an end to PRIVACY in Somalia”. What a dork.
Watch for this in the immigration bill. Last fall, I read a statement by Bambi or somebody in Bambi’s campaign to the effect that our immigration law needed to be changed because it favored Europeans and Latin Americans (it doesn’t, actually, and if it did, we wouldn’t have so many illegals, both European and Latin American) and it should seek to bring in more Africans and Middle Easterners.
I think Obama is going to use this as an excuse to expand African (specifically, Muslim African) immigration to the US. Let’s look at this issue again in a couple of months and see if I was right. Buy me a (mental) drink if I was!
So after three Navy seals perform brilliantly upon the order of their immediate superior on the scene, Hussein decides to take the credit for their skill and valor. Evidently learned this one from slick Willie.
Barack: Don't worry Michelle. I'm throwing them the bird with my special white fingers camouflage, Ain't no one gonna believe a black man threw a bunch of pirates a white bird.
We’ve got to have mercy for those pirates. After all, that’s what the Obamaloon would be doing if it Ayers, Soros, and company not needed a mindless fool to serve as their front man.
LIE. President Obama vowed to fight PRIVACY...
Obama: Fighting ‘rise of privacy’ (piracy) (Yet another Obama gaffe) (Chicago Tribune April 13, 2009 12:15 PM by Mark Silva)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2228110/posts
“And I want to be very clear that we are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region....”
Rush played the clip.
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