Quiznos Throws Subway Curve With 'Sexy' $4 Foot-Long

Advertising Age ^ | March 23, 2009 | Emily Bryson York

[Melas]

Except Subway and Quiznos are nation wide while Sheetz has a small Northeastern footprint. Good sandwiches, but the tiny area of availability renders them moot to most FReepers.

[lightman]

It’s a guy hitting on a guy,

Yeah, first "he" talks about how good it felt when "he" was "wiped with a shammy"--then the "stick it in me". "Bishop" Gene Robinson (gay-NH) was probably wetting himself.

[Newbomb Turk]

Actually the commercial is sick. the oven says to the the kid, Scott I want you to do something and the kid replies while looking at his penis, no last time that burned, then later the oven says “stick it in me Scott”

Quiznos lost my business with this sad play on words

[Salamander]

As long as they don’t bring back those creepy little shrieking/singing bug-eyed whatzamajiggits.

[Newbomb Turk]

http://grubgrade.com/2009/03/24/polls-quiznos-toasty-torpedo/

[ozaukeemom]

I have only gone to Cousins a couple of times. They skimp on everything! And, their prices are high too. I like Quiznos when I get there. I like that they change it up and offer some really good sandwiches. And, they used to have really good chicken corn chowder. Hope I never see the ad, though.

[Syncro]

This Wiener schnitzel one is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1c-bNsrkg&feature=player_embedded

[the anti-liberal]

Sounds like they’ve got adolescents in their marketing dept.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Oh boy, yet more sexual innuendo and double entendres in mainstream TV commercials!

That’ll sure make me want to buy a sandwich. (Not.)

Sometimes my fellow humans disappoint me. Actually, quite often these days.

[MarkeyD]

Always like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG042nkReBA

[Eagles6]

It’s like, uhh...gay. Disturbing enough but a male saying “stick it in me” to another guy? Never shopped there, never will.

[latina4dubya]

oh my gosh!

[Syncro]

*blush*

[Syncro]

They really trying to sell sammiches with rats???

No wonder they were tanking.

[TruthHound]

The best sandwich on the planet is Scuby Subs in Pensacola.

[Constitution Day]

And guess what? I LIKE PANCAKES!

[stainlessbanner]

Just be glad you're not a franchise owner: Rick Schaden, accused of ripping off franchisees, is back at the helm of Quiznos

[MarkeyD]

The “rats” were one of the first viral videos and Quizno’s tried to capitalize on them.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

[smalltownslick]

SANTORO’S!!!

[Umanbean]

Same for me. I went there on a regular basis until that ad.
Creepy.