Libertarians Gone Wild Ron Paul's insane cameo in the upcoming Bruno movie (Too funny!)

Slate ^ | Christopher Beam

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The scene with Paul, filmed in early 2008, occurs about halfway through the movie, after Bruno gets the idea that you have to make a sex tape to become famous. (Stop reading here if you want to see the movie unspoiled.)

Cut to a nondescript hotel suite where Bruno sits across from Ron Paul. After a brief exchange of pleasantries, a light blows out on the set. Bruno apologizes for the technical difficulties and suggests that he and Paul wait in the other room while the crew fixes the light.

The other room, it turns out, is a bedroom. The lighting is low, and the film is now grainy—not unlike a sex tape—as it cuts to a hidden spy camera. There's a spread of Champagne and strawberries and caviar on a table.

Bruno tells Paul to make himself comfortable. Paul sits down on the bed. Bruno turns on some music and starts dancing. Paul is visibly uneasy but doesn't say anything at first. He picks up a newspaper and pretends to read it. "You can tell at each weird gay detail, he [chalks] it up to, This guy is European," says one of the attendees.

Finally, Paul asks what's going on. "Don't worry about it, Dr. Paul," says Bruno, who then unbuckles his belt and drops his pants. At that point, Paul snaps up and storms out of the room.

As Paul is walking away, you can hear him say, several times, something like, "This guy is a queer!" "The word queer comes out of his mouth three or four times," says an attendee.

[Xenalyte]

Yeah, that one scene was pretty gross, and I have a fairly high tolerance for gross. Yikes!

[fieldmarshaldj]

I can’t wait to see this. ;-D

[allmendream]

That was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen.

And what was with the pixilated black bar to cover Sasha Cohen's privates? Either they were being overly enthusiastic with the black bar or Sasha is hung like a black catholic at a KKK meeting.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Good times BUMP

[kenavi]

He made fun of women’s libbers too.

[gtsamson]

You know, if this was anyone other than Paul, I would start to suspect that he was gay, but I'll just chalk this up to Paul's oh so typical naievity and overall poor judgment.

And his followers actually thought this man should be leader of the free world. Can you just imagine how Putin, Imanutjob, and HUGO Chavez would have had this putz eating out of their hands?