“The boy king thinks hes on a carousel ride in front of the Piggly Wiggly.”
I wonder how many reading that will know what the “Piggly Wiggly” is. :)
I shop at the Piggly Wiggly in my town. It’s a great store!
oooohhhh I haven’t seen a Piggly Wiggly in ages! But I know what it is! It’s a grocery store! YAY me!
That’s so spiffy and neato! Next he will be saying “cool beans!” or...or...he will remember that he’s supposed to be appealing to the younger generations...maybe he will say “that’s so leetsauce!” or “Omg! That’s uber epic!”
I wonder how many reading that will know what the Piggly Wiggly is. :)
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Piggly Wiggly? A.K.A., “Pulled Pork,” was what the Crusaders called the swine they dragged into battle to terrify the mooslimbs during the Crusades. It was a first generation WMD—a “Weapon of Meat Destruction. While early trials were promising, attempts to develop a "Trojan Hog," A.K.A., the "HAM-V," Crusader transport failed to produce the desired results in battle, for obvious reasons. ” (/sarc)
(That said, now I have to go down to the PW and get milk, eggs, and bacon for breakfast.)