> Uh, in-mate... you also live on a tiny island.
Actually, we live on two tiny islands in the South Pacific, surrounded by deep waters infested by sharks who haven’t tasted muslim yet. All three of our muslims who live here behave themselves or else.
We don’t even know what a Mexican looks like!
> you have no escape from the jihadists that will be coming for you and yours shortly!
Our cannibal population will be glad to see them: they haven’t tasted muslim yet either. The rest of us will enjoy hunting jihadists thru our jungles and mountain passes: it will make a nice change from hunting wild boar.
> Your country is finished! Face it.
Your country is finished. But don’t worry, the Aussies and Kiwis will rescue you. Like we always do.
> We in the states protected you through two world wars...
Nonsense. For both world wars the US showed up late.
> now you have to fend for yourselves.
Nothing new there: we do a splendid job at it, too. That’s why we live DownUnder here, and why we make you live UpOver there, along with the Mexicans and muslims.
> Being totally disarmed there....
Don’t be silly — New Zealand has lots and lots and lots of guns. So do the Aussies. Obama, on the other hand, is going to take all your guns away, and nobody will stop him.
I wonder how he’ll do that? Maybe he’ll just rock up to your place and say “Hi! I’m your Overlord, and I’ve come to take your guns away.” Or maybe he’ll go on TV and say “You know all your neighbors who have guns? Nark on them to the Civilian Security Service immediately.” And of course, all your neighbors would do just that.
One way or another, Obama will have you all disarmed in about a year. Without even one shot being fired.
> I know what is your future.
Right about now, my future includes an ice-cold Foster’s Lager on one of our many beaches, on this Waitangi Day (our equivalent to July 4). It’s a tough life, but somebody has to watch out for the swarms of muslims that you say are heading our way. They might need bandages and pennicilin once our Great White Pointer Border Control finishes with them.