> Uh, in-mate... you also live on a tiny island.
Actually, we live on two tiny islands in the South Pacific, surrounded by deep waters infested by sharks who haven’t tasted muslim yet. All three of our muslims who live here behave themselves or else.
We don’t even know what a Mexican looks like!
> you have no escape from the jihadists that will be coming for you and yours shortly!
Our cannibal population will be glad to see them: they haven’t tasted muslim yet either. The rest of us will enjoy hunting jihadists thru our jungles and mountain passes: it will make a nice change from hunting wild boar.
> Your country is finished! Face it.
Your country is finished. But don’t worry, the Aussies and Kiwis will rescue you. Like we always do.
> We in the states protected you through two world wars...
Nonsense. For both world wars the US showed up late.
> now you have to fend for yourselves.
Nothing new there: we do a splendid job at it, too. That’s why we live DownUnder here, and why we make you live UpOver there, along with the Mexicans and muslims.
> Being totally disarmed there....
Don’t be silly — New Zealand has lots and lots and lots of guns. So do the Aussies. Obama, on the other hand, is going to take all your guns away, and nobody will stop him.
I wonder how he’ll do that? Maybe he’ll just rock up to your place and say “Hi! I’m your Overlord, and I’ve come to take your guns away.” Or maybe he’ll go on TV and say “You know all your neighbors who have guns? Nark on them to the Civilian Security Service immediately.” And of course, all your neighbors would do just that.
One way or another, Obama will have you all disarmed in about a year. Without even one shot being fired.
> I know what is your future.
Right about now, my future includes an ice-cold Foster’s Lager on one of our many beaches, on this Waitangi Day (our equivalent to July 4). It’s a tough life, but somebody has to watch out for the swarms of muslims that you say are heading our way. They might need bandages and pennicilin once our Great White Pointer Border Control finishes with them.
"Actually, we live on two tiny islands in the South Pacific, surrounded by deep waters infested by sharks who haven’t tasted muslim yet. All three of our muslims who live here behave themselves or else."
Two tiny islands? Do you live in New Zealand? If that is the case, then maybe your female leader helen clark can sick the killer sharks on the muzzies while you kiwis cower in the shadows waiting for the Americans to show up to save you from those three muslim terrorists.
"Nonsense. For both world wars the US showed up late." Ah yes, the what if scenario! If the U.S. did not show up at all, england and its inhabitants would today all be speaking german! Period! I think America's history of war-time support and rescue is a little more salient than every other country's history period! Which coutries did the kiwis liberate during WW1 or WW2? Thought so, case closed!
"Our cannibal population will be glad to see them: they haven’t tasted muslim yet either. The rest of us will enjoy hunting jihadists thru our jungles and mountain passes: it will make a nice change from hunting wild boar."
Your cannibal population? Hey, it is the 2000's! What backwards country's people still eats other people for food? Maybe you should think about dealing with those cannibals with sticks first before trying to take on the armed bomb laden terrorists! And, as far as hunting... we hunt grissly in these parts! For fun at that. Hunt real game then come talk to me!
"Your country is finished. But don’t worry, the Aussies and Kiwis will rescue you. Like we always do."
No true Aussie would utter such nonsense words!
You must be a kiwi!
"Don’t be silly — New Zealand has lots and lots and lots of guns. So do the Aussies. Obama, on the other hand, is going to take all your guns away, and nobody will stop him."
Hahaha.. I like this bit of comedy, especially the "lots & lots and lots! Let's be honest here! We both know the gun laws in all three countries. Australia, nz and America all have gun laws. Australia and nz have socialistic restrictions on gun ownership period. You are a disarmed bunch. Here in America there are some restrictions, however our constitution guarantees ownership period... your country does not! BIG DIFFERENCE! I guarantee my selected items is an arsenal compared to what you are legaly allowed to own. Any questions, compare comparative country statistics on private ownership, gun retailers, shooting clubs, etc.
"One way or another, Obama will have you all disarmed in about a year. Without even one shot being fired."
Spoken like a true no nothing liberal from a foreign country who is at the mercy of the last standing world power. You should really read up on the founding history of the United States (you know how we shut the british down to form our own country sorts of things, etc, where nz became a colony of british empire)to understand how my country became... well, the last standing world power as opposed to a penal colony or out-of-the way silly island ruled by a female which in the 21st century, said country still has a barbaric population of cannibals! Jihadist and cannibals will get along just fine in having kiwi. That is... it's what's for dinner!