Posted on 02/02/2009 11:48:45 AM PST by ancientart
I know, but Hollywood influences so many, so I pledge not to support their warped ideals!!
I pledge to not force my beliefs or standards on anyone else, especially by force of law. If they don’t want to know what’s right, that’s their problem.
That man rocks!!!!!
I was watching the Glenn Beck Show on Fox News last week, and he was complaining about how cold it was. So he had an SUV idling outside the studio the whole time, occasionally showing it on screen with the driver waiving at the camera. It was pretty funny.
They do that up in Alaska where it gets so cold, if you don’t keep your motor running, it will form ice crystals in your fuel and kill your engine..
Courtesy ping Zo! :->
Only someone who has someone else to scrub his toilets would make that pledge.
I pledge that when an Obama voter starts whining about being deceived, I will not sit by silently but rather ‘bitch’ slap the s.o.b. and kick him/her out in the street.
Wow......I just realized that I’m radical lol
And I plan to watch only Mel Gibson movies.
Jason Bateman offers a more Rabelaisian vow: "For the environment, I pledge to flush only after a deuce, never a single."He must be a friend of Cheryl "One Patch" Crowe...
That would be like saying “goodbye”, like wishing he was gone. I suggest adapting the line from Demolition Man, and saying “Be Well Obama”. It has the same element of wishing Obama well, and invoking him as an agent to make the recipient of the blessing well, if you include an imaginary comma.
Thank you so much for the ping!
Mr. Zo, you are amazing!
I know!
“We Can, Obama” said with hand over heart!
I couldn’t get throught this vid.....will have to have some Jack Daniels before viewing the entire flick.
[cue James Widdoes and Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst, et al., as Dave Hoover and the Delta pledge class]
“I...state your name...”
“I, STATE YOUR NAME...”
“...do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat...”
“...DO HEREBY PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FRAT...”
“...with liberty and fraternity for all.”
“AMEN.”
Or that stoopid gang sign that implies a circle-jerk.
"...Except to unborn babies, because they're inconvenient and we don't want to 'punish' a girl by making her have one."
C’est vrai!
Anyone remember during the campaign, where the supporters were supposed to greet each other on the street by making an “O” with their two hands.
This whole Presidency is beyond creepy. I swear I’m going to print up some bumper stickers at home and every time I see one of those “OBAMA 08” stickers, I’m going to put a sticker nearby that states “Another clueless sheep that voted for”.
Psst - shall we start a pool for when the “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Sarah” t-shirts become the hottest thing on the internet?
How Courageous to do this in SodomWould.
Pray for America, Our Troops and obama’s Guidance
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