[wardaddy]

I’ll keep my Dr Tichenors anyhow thank u very much Mr Bigshot English Scientist Expert.

[Vozda]

It seems like everything causes cancer. *rolls eyes*

[reagan_fanatic]

That settles it - I’m going to go find a cave and live out my existence there.

Oh wait - cave air causes cancer!

[rhombus]

Well that’s a big relief... at least it’s not contributing to “climate change”... or is it? Perhaps we need mouthwash credits. ;-)

[HereInTheHeartland]

“evidence’ mouthwashes containing alcohol contribute to the increased risk of the disease”

From just alcohol???

[9YearLurker]

The ‘ethanol in mouthwash’? Time to reformulate with Jack Daniels?

[McGruff]

Like that great 20th century philosopher Rosanne Rosanadana said, “It's always something...” gonna kill ya.

[Dionysius]

This is a Brit-Muslim conspiracy. Not having bad breath discriminates against them.

[pfflier]

I know lots of people that rinse their mouths out with ethanol based liquids on a very frequent bases. They have never used Scope in their lives. They seem to have more liver problems that oral cancer problems.

[Mr. Mojo]

....and should be pulled from supermarkets,

Haven't the Brits already banned tooth brushes/paste?

[Mannaggia l'America]

[weegee]

British dental experts told us this:

[Nachum]

And not brushing and cleaning the teeth and gums leads to heart disease.

It's always something.

[The Duke]

I’ve brushed my teeth with Listerine twice daily for over twenty years with on adverse affects thus far. (Maybe it takes twenty-one years?)

[6SJ7]

I could never stand the taste of most mouthwash, but I found a non-alcohol brand called The Natural Dentist which not only has a nice taste, but my hygienist said it has improved my gum health.

[denydenydeny]

Mouthwash is only about 40-42 proof. We might as well bring back Prohibition while we’re at it. I want to see them try to make that argument...

[stylin19a]

reminds me of an old Carlin skit...
“This just in....saliva causes stomach cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over long periods of time”.

[odin2008]

This coming from a nation famous for their poor dental hygiene.

[SampleMan]

This is why I gargle with scotch.

[Aglooka]

Studies show that research causes cancer.