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Nighttime in America: 'Anointed one' has lots of promises, plans to save us all
The Evansville Courier and Press ^ | January 6, 2009 | Jerry Rynder

Posted on 01/08/2009 3:42:56 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

Yes, indeed, America, you got just what you asked for. Along with it you got a Democratic majority in the House and Senate.

The "vast right-wing conspiracy" is dead, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney will be gone soon, and Republicans are traumatized. There will now be no more whining from the Left, as you now "have it all."

You have the anointed one and his apostles for your salvation.

Let's see, now. We were promised no additional taxes and a tax rebate, government- mandated health care, secure and appropriately financed Social Security, energy independence, vastly improved schooling and bipartisanship as the watch word of the day.

Ah, nirvana; my government will provide for my every want and need.

Oh, and you rich folks who provide the formation of capital and create jobs, don't worry. The government will take your capital and provide productive government jobs. Workers will be required to work as hard as, say, your average politician or college professor.

On the diplomatic front, all South American socialist/communist dictators will have an open door at the White House.

In addition, we will no longer need the military, as our anointed one will talk the Islamo-facists into laying down their butcher knives, IED's and car bombs.

By the way, Iraq, prepare to become a province of Iran as Code Pink and MoveOn.org celebrate the military's premature departure.

Recognizing that Iran, with the world's second largest proven reserves of oil, simply must have nuclear power to run things, our newly elected neo-socialists will join the United Nations in approving this self-improvement program.

Since we need to placate nut cases, ditto for North Korea and Syria.

Israel will become the former country bordered by the peace-loving Palestinians and their Arab cousins.

On the home front, you gun-toting, Bible-thumping, churchgoing small-town folks better change your ways. One appointment on the Supreme Court by the anointed one will take care of most of it, the rest by the intellectual might in Congress, represented by Curly, Moe and Larry (aka Pelosi, Reid and Biden) introducing legislation to take care of the rest.

I can see it now instead of gun control, we'll have ammo control, sex education for kindergartners, abortion survivor euthanasia, marriage for gays and the legalization of drugs.

They all fit with the party that doesn't abide by any rules, be they social or electoral. (Remember when ACORN was just a nut?)

While shoveling vast amounts of money for oil into the hands of our sworn enemies, there will be no effort to open any of our sacred caribou lands for energy extraction. These must be kept as religious retreats for tree huggers.

Since it was revealed at the eleventh hour that the anointed one will not allow any new coal-fired generating plants, you'd better have a creek you can dam for hydro (and pray there's no snail darter in it).

Boy, is it ever nighttime in America.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho2008; economy; obama; taxes
Should we laugh or cry?
1 posted on 01/08/2009 3:42:56 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Do what we are supremely good at... hunker down, take care of each other and enjoy the show.


2 posted on 01/08/2009 3:50:29 AM PST by momincombatboots (The last experience of the sinner is the horrible enslavement of the freedom he desired. -C.S. Lewis)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

America is a dying nation and has joined the socialist nations of the E.U. and will destroy the economy totally within the next four years of democrat marxist self destruction as the leftists will steal power natiowide and all elections will be controlled by the leftists who know how to steal power from the stupid who elected them.
The republicans have joined the left and now are nothing and will decline in power stolen by the leftist marxists of America.
And the stupid republicans are just a little less stupid than the blind marxists who elected their blind politicians who will hurt them and us.
As you sow, so shall you reap.


3 posted on 01/08/2009 3:53:57 AM PST by kindred (Conservatives have 4 years to start a new conservative party or lose more elections.)
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To: kindred

“Let’s see, now. We were promised no additional taxes and a tax rebate, government- mandated health care, secure and appropriately financed Social Security, energy independence, vastly improved schooling and bipartisanship as the watch word of the day.”

And when this doesn’t happen, the RATS will blame the Bush admonistration. And the sheep will all go Bahhhh Bahhhh Bahhhh OBama good, Bush bad and reelect him.

Wash, rinse, repeat. It worked that way in NJ. Democrats still blame Whittman 12 years later.


4 posted on 01/08/2009 4:22:07 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Control the information, you control the people.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The left won’t take responsibility for anything they do wrong. They’ll improve their results the same way Bill Clinton improved his golf game and the same way the Soviets made their economy look better. They’ll lie about the score.


5 posted on 01/08/2009 4:44:05 AM PST by hometoroost (Put not your trust in princes...in whom there is no help...happy is he whose hope is in the Lord.)
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And the sheep will all go Bahhhh Bahhhh Bahhhh OBama good, Bush bad and reelect him. - which is the very reason they should not be allowed a vote - I believe something your founding fathers subscribed to along with the forgers of other great nations/empires.
6 posted on 01/08/2009 4:49:31 AM PST by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Where’s the line I can get in to have my mortgage paid off for me? Where do I send my energy bills to have them paid off as well? Anyone know?? What forms do I use?


7 posted on 01/08/2009 5:42:08 AM PST by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else" Lucius Septimus Severus)
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I WANT PIE!


8 posted on 01/08/2009 5:47:34 AM PST by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Darkness at Noon.


9 posted on 01/08/2009 6:39:22 AM PST by Inwoodian
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