[rabscuttle385]

The United States are utterly insolvent.

[SMARTY]

“...online service that will allow people to get their benefits without ever traveling to a Social Security field office”

Goodie!!! New opportunities for fraud and corruption! Can’t wait!!

[Oldexpat]

Would Zero’s COLB be good enough for Social Security Administration? Or would he need a original?

[Cicero]

“Hi! I’m an illegal alien from Somalia. Give me my social security! I’ll be 65 in just 40 years!”

[pabianice]

Guess what, folks? I went online to get the estimate of what I can receive from Social Security when I retire. Entered all my information and got, "ERROR. Information submitted cannot be matched to any known account." Swell. I've sent these doofuses a certified letter asking the WTF is going on. I get annual statements from SSA with this info, but it is unavailable online. Perhaps some criminal alien has stolen my account. Wouldn't be surprised.

[CCCo]

???
I applied online in July 08. Even though the final instructions were to take the paper copies in to the local office, I got an email the next morning that my application was approved, giving the amount and dates the check would be deposited.

It’s kind of scary-the government knows enough about you to do all of the paperwork electronically-BC, DD214, etc.

[holden]

Since the Civil War ended, the verb taken by the nominative "United States" is singular, that is, "is", as in, "The United States is utterly insolvent."

Carry on.

HF

[SuperLuminal]

Not too worry....As soon as the emperor has assumed the mantle of leadership, visits to the SS offices will entail a much stricter examination of eligibility.

The first security improvement will be a sign at the entrance that states: "This Office is no longer required to comply with the 'Don't ask, Don't tell' regulation.

A second sign behind the sign-in desk will state: "All male applicants are required to have one of our hands-free prostate exams."

(Wait a minute! I thought this thread was about military recruiting..... Sorry!)

[rabscuttle385]

ping

[rabscuttle385]

ping!

[KoRn]

I’m less than halfway to being retirement age. I believe I’ll sign up for benefits now.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK, AND I WANT THEM TO STOP TAKING ANY MORE!!!!!

I want out of the Ponzi scheme!!! How in the hell could Socialist Security ever be considered Constitutional by even a half wit judge?!?!

[bamahead]

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