The first security improvement will be a sign at the entrance that states: "This Office is no longer required to comply with the 'Don't ask, Don't tell' regulation.
A second sign behind the sign-in desk will state: "All male applicants are required to have one of our hands-free prostate exams."
(Wait a minute! I thought this thread was about military recruiting..... Sorry!)
“As soon as the emperor has assumed the mantle of leadership, visits to the SS offices will entail a much stricter examination of eligibility”
Like being a party member of good standing.
The Emperor has Big Ears. Pass it on...