[Publius]

Funniest article I've seen today.

Next:

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

[Larry Lucido]

“My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There’d been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene.”

[Mojave]

The dopers won’t like that.

[GoLightly]

ROTFL

[nickcarraway]

It would be nice to know our Constitutional rights won’t take the big sleep.

[irv]

The justices occasionally inject humor (strictly highbrow!) into their opinions, but Roberts' effort Tuesday created a new genre.

And proud of him for doing it. But anybody who thinks that stuff ranks with the work of the incomparable Raymond Chandler needs help.

Here is some help: Great Chandler quotes

[Vozda]

That was great. I guess our Chief Justice has a career ready for him when he decided to retire (not anytime soon, God willing!).

[microgood]

The Supreme Court was smart not to take this case. Since all they can rule on is the Federal Constitution, if they send it back to the state, that court can say the state constitution has more protection for the citizen's rights than the Federal one so it becomes a waste of time.

That state action has helped keep the Feds in check.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

LOL Bump!