“My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There’d been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene.”
I can see where a cop would enjoy this.
“She looks pretty bad, Frank.........Um, Frank?..Not that bad.”
"There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them."