Sunbathing topless not recommended for fatty and not pretty women (Don't Worry - No Pics)

Pravda ^ | 09/25/2008

[Responsibility2nd]

A woman sunbathing topless on a beach does not surprise anyone now. Most people do not even pay any attention to such a phenomenon nowadays. Some other women believe that they have to remove the lower part of their bathing suit too, although in this case they need to find a nude beach. Sunbathing nude obviously has its advantages. It gives a beautiful tan with no stripes of white skin on the body, whereas the body does not suffer from synthetic fabric. However, wearing Eve’s or Adam’s costume has its downside too.

“Sunbathing for a long time can be harmful. It does not matter which part of the body is exposed to the sun. If a person spends hours on a beach and does not use protective creams, it will inevitably lead to the photo-ageing of skin. Too much sun makes the skin flappy and leads to the appearance of premature wrinkles and pigment spots,” a professor of skin and venereal diseases of the Moscow Medical Academy, Nikolai Potekayev said.

Too much sunlight can also trigger the development of malignant skin tumors, especially if a person has a genetic predisposition to it.

Cancer specialists say that malignant tumors are not likely to develop on the place of birthmarks under the influence of sunlight. Furthermore, breast cancer can in no way be linked with sunbathing topless. It all depends on the damage of the genes responsible for the development of this type of cancer.

However, mammalogists strongly disapprove topless beach leisure, especially if a woman already suffers from mammary gland ailments.

“Sunbathing, especially topless sunbathing, must be excluded at node-positive mastopathy. The heat can trigger the development of malignant tumors in the mammary gland. However, sunbathing is allowed at diffuse mastopathy,” surgeon Vladimir Yevtyagin said.

In addition to medical nuances, sunbathing topless also involves an element of flirting, psychologists say. Many women like it when men stare at them.

Sunbathing topless is strictly forbidden in many Muslims states. The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

[Responsibility2nd]

This thread is useless enough. No need to add pictures- if there were any - into the mix.

[counterpunch]

Perhaps some pictures of women this recommendation doesn’t apply to?
You know, in the name of science.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”.....

Did you get that memo, Rosie?......

[andy58-in-nh]

[SkyDancer]

So who decides who’s fat and who’s pretty?

Men???

[ari-freedom]

Pravda is just so weird

[TASMANIANRED]

Melanoma of the nipples any one?

[Marie2]

“most people don’t even pay attention. . .”

Well maybe not in Pravda land.

It would raise some eyebrows and some ire in most of the U.S., though.

[Petronski]

[dfwgator]

Didn’t we just tell you not to post any pics of Rosie O’Donnell.

[SampleMan]

Sunbathing topless is strictly forbidden in many Muslims states. The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

1. Which "many Muslim states"? Like many toddlers don't drive.

2. It ain't just Italy Pravda.

[Juan Medén]

I’m moving to Italy.

[w1andsodidwe]

Earlier this summer a young woman (hispanic) that I work with told me that I was too white and needed to get a tan. I told her that I was sorry but white was the color I am and I am not changing it.

[Responsibility2nd]

I'll see your beached whale and raise you one.

[andy58-in-nh]

Didn’t we just tell you not to post any pics of Rosie O’Donnell.

Sorry. I thought it would be okay if her mouth was shut.

[library user]

That thing keeps growing, every time I see it.

[CommerceComet]

“Sunbathing, especially topless sunbathing, must be excluded at node-positive mastopathy. The heat can trigger the development of malignant tumors in the mammary gland. However, sunbathing is allowed at diffuse mastopathy,” surgeon Vladimir Yevtyagin said.

Some things are so obvious that they don't even need to be said.

[stevem]

Many women like it when men stare at them.

Are there any women who don't like it? Inquiring mids want to know.

[Maelstorm]

[andy58-in-nh]

I may be the only person on this site who has ever actually seen Ted Kennedy on the beach. I still have nightmares.

[stevem]

The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

As the old Rush Limbaugh skit proclaimed: And you know who you are!!!

[TheWasteLand]

Pravda is my main source of sunbathing advice.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Egads!....Trailer Park beach bunnies!...

[wastedyears]

No no no no no no!

[paul51]

OMG. My brain froze

[5thGenTexan]

...professor of skin and venereal diseases of the Moscow Medical Academy, Nikolai Potekayev...

Exactly how are these two disciplines related?!?! :-)

[frithguild]

I hate you for that

[MrEdd]

Like the women at DU?

[Responsibility2nd]

Better to have seen him at the beach than at Chappaquidick

[kenth]

Took nine posts too, lol.

[wastedyears]

Oh, guess what I saw in Brooklyn earlier today.

Pravda media office

[Teflonic]

I had to balance out the scary pics above...

[LeonardFMason]

Is there such a thing as SKIN donors. These four would constitute a skin FARM.

[Doomonyou]

UNNNGH!

[Responsibility2nd]

Sorta like the unofficial name of that library in Little Rock?

The Bill Clinton Presidential Lie-barry and Massage Parlour.

[andy58-in-nh]

Better to have seen him at the beach than at Chappaquidick.

That's why I'm still alive.

[word_warrior_bob]

What’s with the net, is that some kind of special breeding tank for these specimens? Where can I purchase these experimental specimens?

[mkjessup]

Too much sunlight can also trigger the development of malignant skin tumors, especially if a person has a genetic predisposition to it.

Another sinister secret from the Soviet archives comes to light, if only Joe had listened to his doctors:

[babble-on]

is that really from someone’s wedding? That is horrible!

[Responsibility2nd]

OMG to the max!

Serious wedding photo editing needed STAT!!

[Larry Lucido]

How will this affect Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream?

[Petronski]

That thing keeps growing, every time I see it.

Like a skin tumor.

[Rodentking]

Ugly tattoo on her leg!

[sportutegrl]

http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/worldnews/pp_20080831_rangel/photo01.htm

Why are only ugly women singled out?

[Responsibility2nd]

At least she's not topless. (I think.)

[thinking]

The guy isn’t looking a his Lady, seems rather, looking down the beach...I wonder

[uglybiker]

Like the women at DU?

They'll be happy to chat with you about it.

[Amos the Prophet]

So why was the Playboy breakup pulled and this post not pulled? The reason given on the Playboy thread is that it is not appropriate for this forum. What makes this bit of folderol acceptable?
In point I was interested in posting a comment about Hef the pimp and his stable of bimbos.

[Responsibility2nd]

Not too well, I imagine.

Can they make ice cream with sunburned breast milk?

I mean, if the teats are burned, then how....

Oh never mind.

[Brian S. Fitzgerald]

my eyes!!! wheres the keyboard dkd jhel[ omg