[Responsibility2nd]

This thread is useless enough. No need to add pictures- if there were any - into the mix.

[counterpunch]

Perhaps some pictures of women this recommendation doesn’t apply to?
You know, in the name of science.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”.....

Did you get that memo, Rosie?......

[SkyDancer]

So who decides who’s fat and who’s pretty?

Men???

[ari-freedom]

Pravda is just so weird

[TASMANIANRED]

Melanoma of the nipples any one?

[Marie2]

“most people don’t even pay attention. . .”

Well maybe not in Pravda land.

It would raise some eyebrows and some ire in most of the U.S., though.

[Petronski]

[SampleMan]

Sunbathing topless is strictly forbidden in many Muslims states. The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

1. Which "many Muslim states"? Like many toddlers don't drive.

2. It ain't just Italy Pravda.

[Juan Medén]

I’m moving to Italy.

[w1andsodidwe]

Earlier this summer a young woman (hispanic) that I work with told me that I was too white and needed to get a tan. I told her that I was sorry but white was the color I am and I am not changing it.

[CommerceComet]

“Sunbathing, especially topless sunbathing, must be excluded at node-positive mastopathy. The heat can trigger the development of malignant tumors in the mammary gland. However, sunbathing is allowed at diffuse mastopathy,” surgeon Vladimir Yevtyagin said.

Some things are so obvious that they don't even need to be said.

[stevem]

Many women like it when men stare at them.

Are there any women who don't like it? Inquiring mids want to know.

[Maelstorm]

[stevem]

The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

As the old Rush Limbaugh skit proclaimed: And you know who you are!!!

[TheWasteLand]

Pravda is my main source of sunbathing advice.

[5thGenTexan]

...professor of skin and venereal diseases of the Moscow Medical Academy, Nikolai Potekayev...

Exactly how are these two disciplines related?!?! :-)

[MrEdd]

Like the women at DU?

[Teflonic]

I had to balance out the scary pics above...

[Doomonyou]

UNNNGH!

[mkjessup]

Too much sunlight can also trigger the development of malignant skin tumors, especially if a person has a genetic predisposition to it.

Another sinister secret from the Soviet archives comes to light, if only Joe had listened to his doctors:

[Larry Lucido]

How will this affect Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream?

[sportutegrl]

http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/worldnews/pp_20080831_rangel/photo01.htm

Why are only ugly women singled out?

[Amos the Prophet]

So why was the Playboy breakup pulled and this post not pulled? The reason given on the Playboy thread is that it is not appropriate for this forum. What makes this bit of folderol acceptable?
In point I was interested in posting a comment about Hef the pimp and his stable of bimbos.

[Brian S. Fitzgerald]

my eyes!!! wheres the keyboard dkd jhel[ omg

[Defiant]

it will inevitably lead to the photo-ageing of skin

Not only that, you can get bit by a chihuahua.

[Cloverfarm]

What we saw in Russia — old, fat, white guys in Speedo’s, sunbathing, standing against a brick wall on narrow ledge above the Neva River.

The Russians suggest you sunbathe to be healthy, but you really ought to sunbathe standing up. I have no idea why!

[hunter112]

Mammalogists? Where do I go to get my doctorate in that!

[Mr. Jazzy]

At first I thought this was from Scrapple Face!

This reminds me of a bit with the character Rudy Canoza from “The Phil Hendrie Show”. The bit was Rudy, calling in as a dress shop owner, who didn't want “ugly or fat women” shopping in his store. If a woman came into his store who Rudy didn't think meet Mr. Canoza’s standards, he would sound a loud fog horn to scare them away! The entire call into Phil, the fog horn would keep going off! It was a scream to listen to the callers who thought Rudy was a real person with a real store!