Posted on 09/06/2008 10:40:48 PM PDT by pollwatcher
Is Kim Jong-il for real? The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years but now a veteran Japanese expert on North Korea says the “dear leader” is actually dead – and his role is played by a double.
The expert says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and world leaders including Vladimir Putin of Russia and Hu Jintao of China have been negotiating with an impostor.
He believes that Kim, fearing assassination, had groomed up to four lookalikes to act as substitutes at public events. One underwent plastic surgery to make his appearance more convincing. Now, the expert claims, the actors are brought on stage whenever required to persuade the masses that Kim is alive. ...
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Didn’t they say the same thing about Saddam for years?
Maybe Albright can send each one of them a basketball. What a freaking loon she is/was.
We must call their bluff and send in Tiger Woods to prove who is the dear leader once and for all!
http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html
I’ve heard this a few times now from what I would consider fairly reliable sources.
Karl Rove pulling strings for the CIA perhaps?
This week they’re using Sen. Barbara Mikulski.
What’s the big deal? I’m a double. I was a loser before. Thought I’d trade up. I’m not doing much better, but it’s okay.
That was obviously(?) a joke.
Or an attempt at one...
I hope if we had a puppet gov’t in there,
we’d take better care of the people.
Wouldn’t having substitutes make it riskier for getting assassinated by one’s inner circle?
Kim is NOT dead. He is on the island with JFK and Elvis.
What!? Chia Head is dead? Did they forget to water him?
Kim is NOT dead. He is on the island with JFK and Elvis.
Actually no, he came to the US and has been volunteering
as an Obama foreign policy advisor and bowling instructor.
Someone’s been watching Kagemusha...
Ghandi, the local filling station owner, is in the same bowling league.
Pete Steele of Type O Negative wrote a song called “Halloween in Heaven”.
Here is the interesting part of the lyrics:
Bonham on drums, Entwistle on bass as guest morticians
Bon Scott on vox, Rhoads just for kicks, on guitar Hendrix
Lennon sits in with his friend George but where is Morrison?
I am [proudly] one of those “cranks” who believes he is NOT dead.
What say you, Tiger?
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