Posted on 09/06/2008 7:44:18 PM PDT by Rebelbase
She put a harpoon in the side of a killer whale named Willie on a dare.
During seal breeding season she whomps baby seals with an aluminum baseball bat.
Her husband’s been known to feed Alka Seltzer to seagulls.
She shot and field dressed Rudolph the Reindeer and had him mounted so his nose can light the way to the bathroom at night.
Her bunny slippers are made out of real bunnies.
She had Ted Kennedy secretly measured to see if there’s enough of him to make a kayak and a set of harpoon floats.
Sarah Palin is known to use the “12 items or less” checkout line with 14 items.
Sarah Palin always leaves the air hose at the gas station a tangled mess.
Sarah Palin is her own mother AND father.
Wow! Nicely done!
(What about her killing polar bears using baby seals and/or liberals as clubs?)
(self-ping for furture reference)
I think she has trained her children to make their own beds.
1. Not only does she want to ban books, but libraries as well.
2. She had an affair, not with her husbands partner, it was his wife.
3. She clubs baby seals.
4. Aw Fudge, I can’t make up anything dumber than what liberals say.
Her solution for Global whining is to outfit polar bears with asbestos underwear.
The MSM will have everyone out looking for dirt on Palin - what we need to do is send them stuff on Obama.
Mine was the best, and it is truly what really frosts the libs!
Her college transfers were due to a cocaine habit, one that forced her for several years into a life of prostitution.
At one time Palin thought that the stories about a former Vice Presidential candidate cheating on his cancer-stricken wife couldn’t possibly be true.
Nice work, thanks.
I’m wondering about that whole DNA bit needed to prove that Trig is the grandbaby of Sarah by triple incest and Sarah is covering it up by wearing a false padding for 9 months ....
Just who’s DNA are they NOT going to find by testing Trig’s blood?
How about one for Obama-he has a Muslim past. Or is truth a disqualifier?
Now, now, people, let us not permit a little thing like a temporal impossibility to quench a good conspiracy. God knows the MSM hasn’t!
Sara Palin drives a Moose Skull encrusted ATV.
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