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Now It's Racist to Notice That Obama Is Scrawny
Right Wing News ^ | 8/6/08 | Staff

Posted on 08/06/2008 5:37:26 PM PDT by pissant

You would think liberals would get bored looking for coded racism. Since they can find it absolutely anywhere, it must be like shooting fish in a barrel. But then, so is making fun of moonbats like Timothy Noah, who declares that it's racist to notice how scrawny Obama is.

Noah denounces a WSJ piece proposing that Obama's skinniness could be a liability. His keen insight has discerned that by skinniness, they really meant mulatto-ness.

[A]ny discussion of Obama's "skinniness" and its impact on the typical American voter can't avoid being interpreted as a coded discussion of race.

In the interests of full disclosure, Noah hilariously admits:

I phoned my former Journal colleague, Michel Martin, an African-American journalist who is now host of NPR's Tell Me More, which frequently addresses matters of race, to ask whether she was offended. She was not.

Apparently not even blacks who make a living off taxpayer-financed moonbattery can compete with Noah when it comes to sniffing out imaginary racism. He explains his theory:

When white people are invited to think about Obama's physical appearance, the principal attribute they're likely to dwell on is his dark skin. Consequently, any reference to Obama's other physical attributes can't help coming off as a coy walk around the barn.

In other words, noticing anything whatsoever about Obama is racist. The Obamessiah is so sacred that even naming his characteristics is blasphemous. We've also heard that mentioning his middle name is racist. But his last name also recalls an mortal enemy of America who tellingly is not an Anglo-Saxon. It might be safest to refer to Obama from now on as He Who Cannot Be Named or Described but Only Abjectly Venerated.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; elections; larrysinclairslover; nobama08; obama; racecard; racism; skinny; whokilleddonaldyoung
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Everything is a code word for racism these days. It's a darn good thing I don't give a flying pluck what these uber sensitive race pimps think.
1 posted on 08/06/2008 5:37:26 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

What a whiny beanpole


2 posted on 08/06/2008 5:39:59 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

That is a racist comment if I ever heard one.


3 posted on 08/06/2008 5:41:26 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

Before this is all over, every thought, word, and deed of non-Obama supporters will be cast as racist. But, that’s the only thing the magic-mulatto brings to the table. It is becoming irksome, though.


4 posted on 08/06/2008 5:42:14 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Wag more; bark less.)
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To: pissant

Jiggers! don’t tell the cops!


5 posted on 08/06/2008 5:42:23 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pissant
He's a commie. All anyone needs to know.
6 posted on 08/06/2008 5:44:04 PM PDT by JasonC
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To: pissant

I would attribute it to his smoking. Most people I know who quit gained a ton of weight.


7 posted on 08/06/2008 5:44:50 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
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To: pissant
Obama is a scrawny racist, in addition to being militantly anti-American and an abject marxist.

OBAMA'S DIVERSE VISION OF AMERICA



THE AUDACITY OF TRUTH ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S CIRCLE OF FRIENDS


NOBAMA MOVEMENT SPREADS ACROSS THE NATION

8 posted on 08/06/2008 5:45:07 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: pissant

Scrawny is right - I don’t know what that Larry guy ever saw in Obama.


9 posted on 08/06/2008 5:47:44 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: headsonpikes; Larry Sinclair

Good question. Larry??


10 posted on 08/06/2008 5:48:20 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: Jeff Head
Obama is plain and simple a socialistmarxist.

Forget that he's half black.

Forget that he is half white.

Forget that he is a race baiter.

Forget that he is a Democrat.

Forget all of that.

He IS a Socialist..and he IS a Marxist.

MOLON LABE

11 posted on 08/06/2008 5:49:35 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Congress would steal the nickels off a dead man's eye's...............)
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To: pissant
Hey, they're the ones that selected a licorice stick with pistol-grip ears. LMAO


12 posted on 08/06/2008 5:53:04 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: Jeff Head

Also, Obama is a noob.


13 posted on 08/06/2008 5:53:04 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: pissant

And none of us here saw it coming, whoda thought?
/sarc

It would be interesting to hear what goes on behind closed doors at the McLame campaign. Are they surprised by the cold shoulder John is getting from the press? Ditto for the daily playing of the race card.


14 posted on 08/06/2008 5:54:08 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: pissant

Well, I’ll be jiggers! I guess it IS kinda racist. Remember all those Ethiopian skinny jokes, and that in Blackhawk Down they called the Somalians the “skinnies”? Well, a Kenyan is the next thing to being an Ethiopian or a Somalian. In fact, the Kikiyus spill over into all three. Maybe we all need to shut up about skinny — it could hurt someone’s feelings.

NOT!

Anyway, Obama Sr. looked more like Idi Amin than Mohammed Aidid Skyhook.


15 posted on 08/06/2008 5:54:12 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great (until it happens to YOU)...)
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To: pissant

If it’s racist to call him a commie then why do all his closest friends call him Comrade?


16 posted on 08/06/2008 5:54:26 PM PDT by PaleoBob
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To: Arm_Bears
"Before this is all over, every thought, word, and deed of non-Obama supporters will be cast as racist. But, that’s the only thing the magic-mulatto brings to the table. It is becoming irksome, though."

If you think it's bad now, just wait 'till Obambi has his 'civilian army'!

17 posted on 08/06/2008 5:59:39 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: pissant

So what’s the skinny on the thin commie?


18 posted on 08/06/2008 6:00:15 PM PDT by meyer (...by any means necessary.)
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To: Osage Orange

Not just a Marxist - but of the “Black Liberation Theology” variety.


19 posted on 08/06/2008 6:01:16 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: pissant
  Does this mean we can't call him a skinny?
20 posted on 08/06/2008 6:11:31 PM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Obama at the Brandenburg gate: "Ich bin ein Beginner")
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