Posted on 07/30/2008 6:23:52 AM PDT by Coffee200am
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay missed the births of his four kids - because he feared it would spoil his sex life.
Ramsay's fear was not hidden from his wife Tana. He told her everything honestly.
"We have the most amazing life. We're very active in the bedroom and I think you're a beautiful lady," The Sun quoted him, as telling his wife.
"I don't want to see something coming out of a sort of sci-fi movie.
"I don't want to see a skinned rabbit or skinned pigeon coming out of your ninny and then get excited and hold it.
"Give it to me when it's all nice and sort of clean and ready to go," he added. (ANI)
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Ninny?
LOL! That's hilarious! At least he's honest about it!
Four kids and he’s gay as a May pole.
Well, well. An honest men. Whodathunkit?
If that were my husband and he refused to be there after he helped make the baby, his sex life would be non-exisistant.
Note to Gordo - have some unexpressed thoughts, buddy.
I used to think that everyone had “someone that loved them”.
Gordon Ramsay may have shattered that image. This “man” is completely without recompense. I hope his children prefer not to see him when they leave the house for fear that his “nose hair may ruin the image of dad” or something equally as shallow.
Oh, and I hope someone throws a pot of boiling water at his face.
THAT said. . .it has been noted that for many men; this is precisely what happens. Just consider it, 'their' problem; and let them keep it as such.
My wife is due in 2 weeks and loves Gordon.
Maybe if I show her this article she’ll let me off the hook.
I’m actually aware of a lot of men who feel very similar. Not me, however. When our son was born, I wanted to be right in there helping out any way I could.
honest - yes. man...
I’m with him! Clean him up and make him smell good...then give me my boy!
Was it Thomas Paine the wrote a Modest Proposal? I wonder if a baby could be substituted for a rabbit or skinned pigeon by Ramsay if he decided to feed the world.
Maybe he’s just old fashioned. Both approaches to being there and sweating it out in the waiting room have their pluses and minuses.
There’s a very fine line between British and gay.
If the baby came out with a mug looking like Gordon’s mug then that would kill anyone’s sex life. A mirror would kill that guy’s sex life.
Certainly an honest man. In the old days, no man ever saw his wife give birth. If Gordon Ramsay wants to keep that a private thing then more power to him! (Anyhow, I’m a huge fan of his shows.)
My wife and I had our first just about three months ago.
We also enjoy watching Gordon now and again - only in small doses though. And we prefer Kitchen Nightmares (Brit version on BBC America) to Hell's Kitchen
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