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John Kerry For Party President
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Posted on 07/29/2008 9:04:21 AM PDT by jakerobins
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To: jakerobins
Nantucket ... penis straw ... there’s a limerick in there somewhere.
There once was a senator on Nantucket ...
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:02:40 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: jakerobins
The college girls have a name for this type of partying. It’s called “Lurching” ;-)
To: Slings and Arrows; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
The potential for this thread is staggering.
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:25:19 AM PDT
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
To: redstates4ever; MassRepublicanFlyersFan; Lucky9teen; AmericanMade1776
caption john kerry drinking with co-eds
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:34:28 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: maggief
“Nantucket ... penis straw ... there’s a limerick in there somewhere.”
There once was a senator from Nantucket
Who tried to drink beer but couldn’t suck it.
A penis straw loosened up his maw
And now he needs a barf bucket.
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:34:28 AM PDT
by
seabreezelover
(Ich bin ein Beginner Obama does, says or becomes whatever he thinks will get him elected President.)
To: jakerobins
Penis straws? Oh for God’s sake. What kind of F-tards use those?
Ah, democrat groupies. Say no more.
To: avacado
She's doing a pretty good John FreepersDontLoveMe Kerry impersonation...
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:43:29 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: edzo4
Well Ted Kennedy would’ve gone but his doctor has put him on a strict low controversy diet.
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:44:35 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: jakerobins
Donchaknow Slick is jealous as hell
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:46:48 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: seabreezelover
There once was a senator on Nantucket,
With long face he drank Bud Light from a bucket.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my beer had a penis straw I would suck it.”
:D
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:48:09 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: Ultra Sonic 007; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Q. What is the mating call of the American Sorority Girl?
A.
"I'M SOOOOOO WASTED! I'M SOOOOOO WASTED!!!"
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:52:20 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Froufrou; Lucky9teen; redstates4ever; swampdweller; AmericanMade1776
Tempting "Caption This" possibilities...
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posted on
07/29/2008 10:56:05 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: lonerepubinma
“It looks like Kerry is in Training to take over Teddy’s position when he croaks.”
Bullseye.
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posted on
07/29/2008 11:16:26 AM PDT
by
Shermy
(IÂ’m very proud of America giving me this opportunity. ItÂ’s a sign of enormous growth in this count)
To: Shermy
John Kerry would like you to know that he's just drinking Fresca...
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posted on
07/29/2008 12:14:10 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: Shermy
"And after the pahhhhhty, we all went out for some grinders..."
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posted on
07/29/2008 12:15:59 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: Slings and Arrows
HAHAHA good one. I love the unbuttoned shirt and bared chest. If comedian ron white was at this bar he would have told John Kerry....”Your a Manly man aren’t you?” LOL
To: iowamark
"Weekend at Kerry's". He looks half-dead.
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posted on
07/29/2008 1:04:08 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.)
To: jakerobins
"A TOAST! To MANLY men..."
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posted on
07/29/2008 1:29:26 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
To: edzo4
“I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for BOOTY! “
LOL!! You should be a headline writer for TMZ!
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posted on
07/29/2008 1:53:22 PM PDT
by
frankjr
To: edzo4
I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for BOOTY! best post candidate....good'n!
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posted on
07/29/2008 2:21:47 PM PDT
by
CRBDeuce
(an armed society is a polite society)
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