John Kerry For Party President

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[jakerobins]

Looking to get re-elected, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry went on a campaign binge on Saturday night -- at a Nantucket house party full of young chicks. Electoral college girls gone wild!

The married 65-year-old hung out with some Bud Light drinking constituents who, we are told, are college sophomores and juniors. We hope John's campaign is ready for the Senator to get tagged in some Facebook photos with ladies drinking through penis straws.

No word if John had to kiss any babies.

[jakerobins]

Oh this is too funny!! John F'in Kerry hanging out with the "little" people. The only thing better would be if Slick Willy was with him..lol PARTY!!!

[avacado]

[avacado]

[stylin19a]

Hey John, with you being around all those pretty girls, why the long face ?

[iowamark]

Note the "penis straw:"

[gathersnomoss]

Are penis straws the same as skin flutes?

[Abathar]

Dawn of the Dead makeup artists must have used him as the model for their zombie look....

[fightinbluhen51]

This looks like a cardboard cut out him. So pasty and pale.

[gathersnomoss]

I see a party video in this college professionals future.

[lonerepubinma]

It looks like Kerry is in Training to take over Teddy’s position when he croaks.

[Holicheese]

"Sorry ladies. 9 Schmirnof Lite Ices is my limit!"

[jaydubya2]

Johnny likes young girls:

[toldyou]

This is funny!

[Holicheese]

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“All right, who brought their grand dad to the party?”

[McGruff]

Hey, at east it looks like he didn't drown any of them.

[CAluvdubya]

Geez, he looks like h*ll! With all his money he should have an eye lift.

[Diogenesis]

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He says, "Don't tell that hag, Tereza."

[Osage Orange]

That isn’t Jon Carry......it’s Stan Laurel.

[MarineBrat]

One of these days he'll drink enough Zimas to be a man and sign the 180!

[XenaLee]

HAhahahahaha! Now that was funny.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Diogenesis]

Is the guy to the left of Kerry his ‘wing man’ or a pimp?

[maggief]

Here's a close up.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"OMG STACY! THAT'S THE GUY WHO SERVED IN VIETNAM!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

[edzo4]

er ah Johnny if you give any of em, a ride home make sure you stay left at the dyke bridge...

[MarineBrat]

Hanoi John at an "upskirt" party? If this girl doesn't want to end up the new Mary Jo she should probably check herself into a 12 step program.

[edzo4]

I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for BOOTY!

[Alter Kaker]

I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for BOOTY!

LOL

[Pappy Smear]

Here he is in Iowa

[maggief]

"I'd hit it!"

[jan in Colorado]

Ok...you guys are having lots of fun posting pictures of all these party girls...now it's my turn to post one of my favorite pictures of all time!...

[Diogenesis]

"Wowie. I get to be a Senatorial Intern or Sandwich, after this."

[Dilbert56]

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

[penelopesire]

“I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for BOOTY!”

LOLOLOL!!

[keepitreal]

So sad to see Kerry partying with girls young enough to be his granddaughters. As they say: “There’s no fool like an old fool.”

[Cincinatus]

She looks like Meredith Vieira, about 25 years ago....

[Diogenesis]

Sad? He HAD to do this to remain a contender in the DNC,
the party (in EVERY sense of the word) of Edwards, Clinton,
and the rest.

[kcvl]

That is one ugly human being (inside & out)!

[apocalypto]

John Kerry looks drunk and his face has an odd color.

[kcvl]

That is a penis straw! lol!

I must be getting OLD because I didn't even know they made those things. UGH. What a bunch of clueless women. I bet they go far in life. /s

[maggief]

Nantucket ... penis straw ... there’s a limerick in there somewhere.

There once was a senator on Nantucket ...

[DakotaGator]

The college girls have a name for this type of partying. It’s called “Lurching” ;-)

[Ultra Sonic 007]

The potential for this thread is staggering.

[edzo4]

caption john kerry drinking with co-eds

[seabreezelover]

“Nantucket ... penis straw ... there’s a limerick in there somewhere.”

There once was a senator from Nantucket
Who tried to drink beer but couldn’t suck it.
A penis straw loosened up his maw
And now he needs a barf bucket.

[agere_contra]

Penis straws? Oh for God’s sake. What kind of F-tards use those?

Ah, democrat groupies. Say no more.

[weegee]

She's doing a pretty good John FreepersDontLoveMe Kerry impersonation...

[weegee]

Well Ted Kennedy would’ve gone but his doctor has put him on a strict low controversy diet.

[freedomlover]

Donchaknow Slick is jealous as hell

[maggief]

There once was a senator on Nantucket,
With long face he drank Bud Light from a bucket.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my beer had a penis straw I would suck it.”

:D