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John Kerry For Party President
TMZ ^
Posted on 07/29/2008 9:04:21 AM PDT by jakerobins
Looking to get re-elected, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry went on a campaign binge on Saturday night -- at a Nantucket house party full of young chicks. Electoral college girls gone wild!
The married 65-year-old hung out with some Bud Light drinking constituents who, we are told, are college sophomores and juniors. We hope John's campaign is ready for the Senator to get tagged in some Facebook photos with ladies drinking through penis straws.
No word if John had to kiss any babies.
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: budlight; caption; gigolo; hereiamgirls; jeanfrancois; johnkerry; party; penisstraw; photooops; senatorgigolo
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Oh this is too funny!! John F'in Kerry hanging out with the "little" people. The only thing better would be if Slick Willy was with him..lol PARTY!!!
To: jakerobins
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:08:48 AM PDT
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avacado
To: avacado
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:10:06 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: jakerobins
Hey John, with you being around all those pretty girls, why the long face ?
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:10:35 AM PDT
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stylin19a
To: jakerobins
Note the "penis straw:"
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:11:17 AM PDT
by
iowamark
To: jakerobins
Are penis straws the same as skin flutes?
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:12:48 AM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(General George Patton had it right.)
To: jakerobins
Dawn of the Dead makeup artists must have used him as the model for their zombie look....
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:12:50 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: iowamark
This looks like a cardboard cut out him. So pasty and pale.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:14:00 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: avacado
I see a party video in this college professionals future.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:14:05 AM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(General George Patton had it right.)
To: jakerobins
It looks like Kerry is in Training to take over Teddy’s position when he croaks.
To: fightinbluhen51
"Sorry ladies. 9 Schmirnof Lite Ices is my limit!"
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:17:20 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: avacado
Johnny likes young girls:
To: jakerobins
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:17:43 AM PDT
by
toldyou
(Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
To: avacado
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:19:10 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Hillary deserves the CMoH for her time in Tuzla!)
To: jakerobins
Hey, at east it looks like he didn't drown any of them.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:20:24 AM PDT
by
McGruff
( 'the U.S. Senate Banking Committee, which is my committee' - Barack Obama)
To: jakerobins
Geez, he looks like h*ll! With all his money he should have an eye lift.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:20:37 AM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
(A good man has come home to San Diego! Thank you Congressman Hunter)
To: jakerobins
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:24:46 AM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: iowamark
That isn’t Jon Carry......it’s Stan Laurel.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:27:51 AM PDT
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Osage Orange
(I am the great OzBama..............Don't look behind the curtain.)
To: jakerobins
One of these days he'll drink enough Zimas to be a man and sign the 180!
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:29:02 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
To: stylin19a
HAhahahahaha! Now that was funny.
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posted on
07/29/2008 9:29:09 AM PDT
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XenaLee
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