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To: exit82; Salamander; blam
"The first bow must have been square, with the arrow having a point on both ends."


Actually the bow looked pretty much as it does now, and the arrows did too. It just took them a while to get the string on the backside of the bow. They finally got it right after about 30 cavemen (thought to belong to the United Socialist Democrat Caveweapon Builders Union) impaled themselves in the throat.


I took a while because with injuries of this type they were unable to communicate to the other union members just what went wrong.
19 posted on 06/10/2008 9:18:12 PM PDT by shibumi (".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
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To: shibumi

You mean they didn’t have OSHA then? ;)


22 posted on 06/10/2008 9:24:45 PM PDT by exit82 (People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
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To: shibumi
Actually the bow looked pretty much as it does now, and the arrows did too. It just took them a while to get the string on the backside of the bow. They finally got it right after about 30 cavemen (thought to belong to the United Socialist Democrat Caveweapon Builders Union) impaled themselves in the throat.

Sort of like the first gun:


34 posted on 06/10/2008 9:47:58 PM PDT by Squeako (Bipartisan: Because you can't destroy America all by yourself.)
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To: shibumi
.....30 cavemen (thought to belong to the United Socialist Democrat Caveweapon Builders Union)......

LOL That is hilarious!

48 posted on 06/10/2008 10:12:32 PM PDT by jerry639
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To: shibumi

That’s hilarious!!!


53 posted on 06/11/2008 8:11:24 AM PDT by CrappieLuck
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