Posted on 06/08/2008 8:44:31 AM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
Dear Google comrades Sergei and Larry!
The Party looks kindly at your attempts to correct and improve history by unobtrusively modifying the Google logo on notable calendar dates. For years you have zealously informed the masses about progressive and useful events like Earth Day or Earth Hour, while purposefully ignoring Memorial Day (no logo change on this reactionary American holiday). Most recently, you enlightened the unwashed about the Spanish artist Velázquez on June 6 without mentioning the Allied Invasion of Normandy on D-Day, a celebration of which would indeed be offensive to National Socialists. ~ The time is ripe for us to reinforce your amateurish efforts with our brand of historical revisionism that stands on a firm scientific foundation of the Party doctrine. The next big holiday is Independence Day. Rreview the following list of Party-recommended events and logos for mandatory inclusion. Use one of the options once a year, depending on what the current truth of the day is.
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
July 4 (Independence Day)
* Independence for the Philippine Islands from the United States of America. (1946)
* Independence of Ethiopia from Britain, France and Italy. (1906)
* Independence of People's Princess Diana from her male oppressor Prince Charles. (1996)
* The beginning of the National Health Service (NHS) in Britain. (1948)
* The Statue of Liberty is given by France to Americans who couldn't do statues themselves because they were only interested in dog-eat-dog exploitation of each other. (1884)
* Nothing significant happened, use plain Google logo so as not to offend the families of those who opposed American independence in 1776.
Dec. 25 (Formerly Xmas):
* Mikhail Gorbachev formally resigns as President of the Soviet Union in result of a capitalist plot to destroy the cradle of socialist revolution. (1991)
* Communist leader Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife Elena are executed in Romania by agents of world imperialism. (1989)
* An Iraqi Airways plane with 107 people aboard exploded by Zionist aggressors in Saudi Arabia. (1986)
* Zionist Prime Minister Menachem Begin meets Egypt's traitor President Anwar Sadat for separatist talks and betrayal of fellow peace-loving Palestinians. (1977)
* In Australia, the town of Darwin is devastated by a cyclone in result of man-made climate change caused by capitalist industrial development. (1974)
* Birth in manger reveals looming crisis in housing, transportation, and medical insurance. The rich in spirit get richer; the poor in spirit get poorer. (1 CE)
* Nothing significant happened, use plain Google logo so as not to offend the poor in spirit.
Check your inbox regularly for further developments and additions. Sincerely, The People's Cube
P.S. We hope you keep your shovels in good repair, comrades! You will need them once we bring about the glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.
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Nothing significant happened, use plain Google logo so as not to offend the families of those who opposed American independence in 1776.
They might buy into that.
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Great post! Golly Dang Google.
The Nobel Peace Prize should be awardedto the People’s Cube (Notice I didn’t use the sarcasm tag).
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painless alternative
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