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Dutch man suffers cut buttocks in joke mishap
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| June 3, 2008
| Associated Press
Posted on 06/03/2008 3:07:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind.
Authorities say a man, 21, and two others had run down a street Sunday morning with their pants pulled down. The man pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant when it broke and cut him.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. The cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: buttocks; happyending; idiots; injury; netherlands
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar; JRios1968
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:08:28 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I've been here in Texas all week. Really.
/johnny
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:09:07 PM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I hate it when that happens!!
4
posted on
06/03/2008 3:09:45 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Ass Me no questions and I'll tell you All Lies!"
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:10:01 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Bottom to the top?
Bum’s tush torn tender?
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:10:32 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Haley Barbour 2012, Because he has experience in Disaster Recovery. - ejonesie22)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Buttmaster: “But, your honor, I’m innocent!!”
Judge: “No BUTTS! You’re guilty!”
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:11:33 PM PDT
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; knighthawk
Houd mijn bier en let op dit
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:12:09 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Lazmataz
So what’s this story about how you sat in poison ivy and can’t sit down?
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:12:19 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke
Ah....fond memories of what we used to call "The Pressed Ham Maneuver"...
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:14:26 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:14:59 PM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"In the butt, Bob"
for those that remember "The Newlyweds show.
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:17:08 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Still conservative, no longer Republican)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Should have pressed charges. The guy will probably end up suing the restaurant....
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:17:27 PM PDT
by
apastron
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I guess I’m lucky...mine came pre-split.
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:17:27 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:23:38 PM PDT
by
mirkwood
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; windcliff
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“El Doctor. Hellooooo. Just don’t sew anything shut that’s supposed to be open, OK?”
To: lesser_satan; Larry Lucido
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:44:57 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Undead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thanks for the “smile of the week” - still wiping away tears. Even beats “giggly” Chris Matthews!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He sure made and @ss of himself!
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posted on
06/03/2008 3:59:34 PM PDT
by
Pablo64
(What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
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