This is why we own way more guns than the average small nation.
"Bring it, greenie!"
Posted on 05/28/2008 4:24:12 PM PDT by decimon
Anyone who doubts that liberalism is a death cult needs to check out the taxpayer-funded Australia Broadcasting Corporation's kiddy-oriented Greenhouse Calculator, which helps little kids calculate how soon they should die so as to stop being a burden on the planet.
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I'm not one to scream about death cults but this is just sick.
This can’t be real!
Let’s just throw virgins into volcanos, like back in the good old days, to keep Gaia happy.
According to the results from my answers I should have died when I was 3.5 years old!
One hell of a spoof if it's not real.
This is why we own way more guns than the average small nation.
"Bring it, greenie!"
Have the nuts at ABC calculated how soon they should die, too?
LOL I took that little quiz a couple days ago, and I should have died when I was 5.7 years old.
And that really is an Australian government website?
“Let’s just throw virgins into volcanos, like back in the good old days, to keep Gaia happy.”
No, let’s keep the virgins. Let’s toss in the liberals instead.
Unbelievable. I’ve cheated Mother Gaia of no less than half a century. On the upside, I expect to dance on the graves of the sanctimonious schmucks who are doing this to the kiddies.
I went to the quiz and answered the questions — basically came in “average” on most, greenie on a couple. The thing says that I would use up ol’ Gaia’s resources in 11.6 years.
Well, tough titty, Gaia.
Seriously, if this is aimed at kids it could be disturbing for a sensitive kid to think he’s used up his share of resources before he gets out of elementary school. I, an adult, can laugh it off as b.s.
This is sick.
We did this yesterday, here in Free Republic:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2022193/posts
Sick, but funny stuff.
Kidding aside, I’m with you there!
I’m fairly modest in most things compared to the ‘evil’ middle-class lifestyle that the lefties hate. Still, even with low energy use, recycling, etc., etc., etc., the calculator told me that I should’ve died at 5.3 years of age.
The only way to score an average life span would be to be uber-PC. I’m gonna go back and test this hypothesis and see what the ideal life span ought to be before one surrenders him/her/itself to the euthanizers to be made into Soylent Green.
Back in a few moments...
You must be a liberal then. I should be dead at 3yrs old. Go back to DU.
1.2 for me awww spit!
Does it occur that if we all use up our share of Earth by the age of ten then there is no Earth left to use up?
4.7 years. That puts me nearly 35 years ahead.
IN YOUR FACE, AUSSIES!
This thing isn’t just a brainless scam, it’s targeting wealth and spending for a direct political end. I answered every question with the most PC-enviro-nutcase answers and still remained near on par with the average Aussie - until I hit question #10 which has to do with income disposal. Question #10 is directly linked with #11 which correlates your spending to PC approved causes. Only by spending less than $10,000.00 and then only on earth-friendly purchases (50%) and “ethical” investments was I able to earn enough karma to pay for a lifetime of balance on Mother Earth.
Fortunately, I’ve contributed more to the balance of nature on earth than any of these smug pigs will for the rest of their lives - I’ve earned my steak and gasoline many times over.
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