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What the hell are they, bird watchers? Suggested approach:

First time in town: Immobilize, then immediately beat the krap out of it while it’s awake and can’t move (broken ribs would be nice; they’re a gift that keeps on giving for 6 weeks - I know from personal experience). Truck it out of town, reapply beating, then have DOW employees urinate and defecate on it - just to remind it who is the neighborhood’s top predator.

Second time in town: Cure the animal’s lead deficiency with an injection from a suitable weapon. Truck the carcass out of town, and after a quick on-site autopsy (sorry, the college-educated Gumm’nt welfare bum biologists don’t get to keep Mr. Kitty), repeat the urination and defecation treatment - just to remind the cat’s buddys whose a** is next in line if they cross the top predator.

Sounds crude, but if we are to communicate with the cats, we must speak their language. Search YouTube for “Boulder/Mt. Lion/Puma/Cougar”, etc. and you’ll see what idiots are now running the show: “Can’t we all just get along?”