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14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Illinois traffic
Associated Press ^ | 5-19-08

Posted on 05/19/2008 7:05:37 AM PDT by kingattax

MORRIS, Ill. (AP) — Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.

Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

"The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said.

The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.

Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: accident; cookies; oreos
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got milk ?
1 posted on 05/19/2008 7:10:13 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

A milk truck and an Oreo truck collision. Perfect together.

2 posted on 05/19/2008 7:13:57 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
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To: taraytarah

COOKIE PING


3 posted on 05/19/2008 7:14:33 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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closed while authorities remove the cookies

How selfish.

4 posted on 05/19/2008 7:15:36 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: CindyDawg

Great. There goes the price of Oreos!


5 posted on 05/19/2008 7:17:04 AM PDT by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: kingattax
The Obama campaign immediately issued a press release claiming the accident was a political stunt and that any use of the word "Oreo" is racist
6 posted on 05/19/2008 7:18:14 AM PDT by BradyBug (Holy Rolling Redneck)
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To: Arkansas Toothpick

Definately in a recession now. Oreos to be rationed.


7 posted on 05/19/2008 7:18:54 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: kingattax

Has Queen Nancy issued a statement yet about how Bush has caused the Oreo prices to go up?


8 posted on 05/19/2008 7:22:00 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: kingattax

So the truck tossed it’s cookies?


9 posted on 05/19/2008 7:23:54 AM PDT by Pylon (Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
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To: kingattax; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; ...

MR. LIPPMAN: What is this guy again?

ELAINE: They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away.

(Newman enters. )

NEWMAN: Hello Elaine. Where are they?

ELAINE: In the back.

NEWMAN: All right, I’m going to need a clean 8 ounce glass.

MR. LIPPMAN: What is going on here?

NEWMAN: If I’m curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.


10 posted on 05/19/2008 7:24:00 AM PDT by Gamecock (The question is not, “Am I good enough to be a Christian?” rather “Am I good enough not to be?")
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To: BradyBug

And double stuffed Oreos was insensitive to overweight people


11 posted on 05/19/2008 7:24:00 AM PDT by Long Island Pete
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got milk ?

My first thought too. The jokes write themselves sometimes. :~)

12 posted on 05/19/2008 7:24:04 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: kingattax

I am more than willing to do my part in the cleanup.


13 posted on 05/19/2008 7:24:39 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: kingattax
"he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median."

No more driivng for this guy, and he should be in jail.

14 posted on 05/19/2008 7:26:17 AM PDT by spunkets ("Freedom is about authority", Rudy Giuliani, gun grabber)
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To: kingattax
This article is obviously a political shot against Obama. Obama will file a formal protest.
15 posted on 05/19/2008 7:26:26 AM PDT by alecqss
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To: kingattax; Froufrou
"...trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos..."

So, the trailer was actually only rated for 7 tons of Oreos?
16 posted on 05/19/2008 7:27:23 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Friends with umbrellas are outstanding in the rain.)
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To: kingattax

Quick, someone call Obama, he said we can’t “Eat all we want” :)


17 posted on 05/19/2008 7:27:28 AM PDT by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: BradyBug
any use of the word "Oreo" is racist

Unless Democrats are physically throwing Oreos at black Republican candidates, as they allegedly did to Michael Steele in MD.
18 posted on 05/19/2008 7:28:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Rush on McCain: "We're so screwed.")
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To: Izzy Dunne
Has Queen Nancy issued a statement yet about how Bush has caused the Oreo prices to go up?

Before or after she demands a Congressional investigation into the monopolistic practices of "Big Cookie"?

19 posted on 05/19/2008 7:28:43 AM PDT by ssaftler
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To: kingattax

Stuff like this never happened to Hydrox.


20 posted on 05/19/2008 7:30:28 AM PDT by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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