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What You Can Learn About America from the deck of the USS Theodore Roosevelt
The Weekly Standard ^ | April 28, 2008 | P. J. O'Rourke

Posted on 04/25/2008 8:38:09 AM PDT by American Quilter

Carrier launches are astonishing events. The plane is moved to within what seems like a bowling alley's length of the bow. A blast shield larger than any government building driveway Khomeini-flipper rises behind the fighter jet, and the jet's twin engines are cranked to maximum thrust. A slot-car slot runs down the middle of the bowling alley. The powered-up jet is held at the end of its slot by a steel shear pin smaller than a V-8 can. When the shear pin shears the jet is unleashed and so is a steam catapult that hurls the plane down the slot, from 0 to 130 miles per hour in two seconds. And--if all goes well--the airplane is airborne. This is not a pilot taking off. This is a pilot as cat's eye marble pinched between boundless thumb and infinite forefinger of Heaven's own Wham-O slingshot.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aircraftcarrier; bump; gwot; navair; supportthemission; supportthetroops; usn; usstheodoreroosevelt; war; wot
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"A one-day visit to an aircraft carrier is a lifelong lesson in conservatism." - P.J. O'Rourke
1 posted on 04/25/2008 8:38:10 AM PDT by American Quilter
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To: American Quilter
"This is a pilot as cat's eye marble pinched between boundless thumb and infinite forefinger of Heaven's own Wham-O slingshot."

Best description of a launch I have yet heard.

2 posted on 04/25/2008 8:41:21 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: American Quilter

3 posted on 04/25/2008 8:43:11 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: American Quilter
A blast shield larger than any government building driveway Khomeini-flipper rises

Khomeini flipper?

4 posted on 04/25/2008 8:44:10 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: American Quilter; Billthedrill; aculeus; AnAmericanMother; Constitution Day; Petronski; ...
To say that an F-4 is coming back onto this heaving barbecue from out of the sky at a speed of 135 knots . . . that may be the truth on paper, but it doesn’t begin to get across the idea of what a man sees from the deck itself, because it perhaps creates the notion that the plane is gliding in. On the deck one knows different! As the aircraft comes closer and the carrier heaves on into the waves and the plane’s speed does not diminish—one experiences a neural alarm he has never in his wildest fears imagined before: This is not an airplane coming toward me, it’s a brick, and it is not gliding, it’s falling, a fifty-thousand-pound brick, headed not for a stripe on the deck, but for me . . .

— Tom Wolfe, The Truest Sport: Jousting with Sam and Charlie.


5 posted on 04/25/2008 8:44:24 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Abathar

While on patrol once, I had the Kitty Kawk in the scope during flight operations.

One submarine with a single torpedo and shutdown an entire moving airport.

There are only two types of vessels in the Navy.

Submarines, and targets.


6 posted on 04/25/2008 8:45:42 AM PDT by edcoil
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To: American Quilter
For those who didn't read to the end:

In this never-never land a couple of tinhorn Second City shysters--who, put together, don't have the life experience of the lowest ranking gob-with-a-swab cleaning a head on the Big Stick--presume to run for president of the United States. They're not just running against the hero John McCain, they're running against heroism itself and against almost everything about America that ought to be conserved.

7 posted on 04/25/2008 8:48:09 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: edcoil

got news for you buddy.......you were targeted long before the periscope look.......


8 posted on 04/25/2008 8:50:37 AM PDT by joe fonebone (The Second Amendment is the Contitutions reset button)
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To: theDentist
Khomeini flipper?

This refers to the heavy steel wall that rises out of the road at a 90-degree angle just past the entry point on many military bases, to prevent unauthorized vehicles from making it onto the base. If you blow past the gate guard, he hits a button to bring up the barrier. You wouldn't want to hit it!

9 posted on 04/25/2008 8:53:04 AM PDT by American Quilter (AIDS...drugs...abortion--don't liberals just kill you?)
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To: edcoil

Oh, thanks! Just what a mom with a daughter on a carrier on deployment likes to read! lol :~( j/k


10 posted on 04/25/2008 8:54:39 AM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (I'd rather be single than wish I was.)
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To: DuncanWaring

O’Rourke makes some devastating observations about Hillary and Obama and their unfitness for the presidency—I definitely recommend everyone read to the end of the article.


11 posted on 04/25/2008 8:54:49 AM PDT by American Quilter (AIDS...drugs...abortion--don't liberals just kill you?)
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To: edcoil

12 posted on 04/25/2008 8:55:13 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: joe fonebone

Wanna bet? I have the battle efficiency ribbons to show you are wrong.


13 posted on 04/25/2008 9:00:44 AM PDT by edcoil
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To: edcoil

And your point is...what?

That we should get rid of surface ships?


14 posted on 04/25/2008 9:10:22 AM PDT by rlmorel (Clinging bitterly to Guns and God in Massachusetts...:)
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To: American Quilter
Good grief, this guy can write!

McCain could hardly escape understanding the limits of something huge but hermetic, like a government is, and packed with a madding crowd. It requires organization, needs hierarchies, demands meritocracy, insists upon delegation of authority. An intricate, time-tested system replete with checks and balances is not a plaything to be moved around in a doll house of ideology. It is not a toy bunny serving imaginary sweets at a make-believe political tea party. The captain commands, but his whims do not. He answers to the nation.

Just so, and even better:

A strange flight it is--from the hard and fast reality of a floating island to the fantasy world of American solid ground. In this never-never land a couple of tinhorn Second City shysters--who, put together, don't have the life experience of the lowest ranking gob-with-a-swab cleaning a head on the Big Stick--presume to run for president of the United States. They're not just running against the hero John McCain, they're running against heroism itself and against almost everything about America that ought to be conserved.

I honestly can't add anything to that. BTT.

15 posted on 04/25/2008 9:11:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

That was the money quote, all right!


16 posted on 04/25/2008 9:13:27 AM PDT by American Quilter (AIDS...drugs...abortion--don't liberals just kill you?)
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To: American Quilter

Gotta love P.J., he so descriptively cuts through the crap...


17 posted on 04/25/2008 9:16:40 AM PDT by CarryaBigStick
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To: edcoil

and I have time in CIC of a carrier to blow your little boat out of the water at any time i please....


18 posted on 04/25/2008 9:17:22 AM PDT by joe fonebone (The Second Amendment is the Contitutions reset button)
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To: American Quilter
You wouldn't want to hit it!

A marine guard at Cherry Point told me that it will stop a tractor-trailer going 50+mph dead in its tracks, just like the driver will be.

19 posted on 04/25/2008 9:26:37 AM PDT by JEC ((Pray for ALL our troops))
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To: Kerretarded; Ingtar; MNJohnnie; ARE SOLE; jimrob; Unrepentant VN Vet; Roccus; Current Occupant

Ping! Thought you guys would enjoy this article. Interesting in itself, plus some devastating observations about Hillary and Obama and their unfitness for the presidency.


20 posted on 04/25/2008 9:27:42 AM PDT by American Quilter (AIDS...drugs...abortion--don't liberals just kill you?)
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