Posted on 04/16/2008 11:57:53 PM PDT by AFA-Michigan
I was supposed to ask her questions like "where are you most likely to disagree with your mom or your dad?" or "did you ever call your mom at 3 am and how did she react?"
But all I could think of was that: "I am...standing in front of Hill and Bill's kid...in a red Mary Kay Cosmetics Collection dress...I'd just bought that day at the Goodwill...how weird is that?"
Yes, Chelsea Clinton made it to the infamous "Red Dress" Party.
Not to be confused with that other annual "Red Dress" fundraiser, this is the "Red Dress Party," a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 gay men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked straight men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective asses off to pounding disco music and the incredible Storm Large and her Balls (they were beyond fabulous). Large, a bigtime Obama supporter even dedicated one of her more infamous songs, Ladylike, to Chelsea's mama.
According to my sources Ms. Clinton moved heaven and earth (well, she just trimmed some of her other meetings in Oregon Saturday that included stops in Eugene and Portland State University) so that she could make the par-ty.
At 9:30 pm, just as we were walking in, I noticed one of the Governor's more attractive staffers (Hans Bernard) heading toward the door with a very attractive blonde.
"Oh my god, it's Chelsea," I screamed.
Before I knew it Hans had my partner, Juan Martinez, and me next to her for a quick photo.
And then we had a conversation. It was quick. I don't recall much of it. And I hadn't even had a drink yet.
Suffice to say I think I said something about how much crap I've received for writing something about how her mom should be the next President.
She was very sweet and talked about how much she liked Oregon and how it had been a really long day.
After pleasantries I suggested that we join her at whatever her next party was.
She said, "oh, I'm sorry, I have to run. I'm on a red-eye to Philadelphia."
And then, poof, like Cinderella she was gone.
I heard one of the reasons she left early was she really wanted to ride the MAX train. She had heard so much about our mass transit system and she wanted to check it out for herself. I can't imagine that is what the way she got back to the airport for her flight out of town, but that's what my sources say.
Oh, that Chelsea.
http://wweek.com/editorial/3422/10782
When I first saw this headline, I thought it was a joke.
But no.
If new surrogate-in-chief Chelsea wins reelection as First Daughter — now that the deal is three for the price of one — will she host a new trend-settingly special Inaugural Ball just for homosexual Democratic men wearing, appropriately, red dresses?
Please. Spare us another four years of the Clintons’ cultural revolution of constantly in-our-face, abnormal sex-enabling melodrama in the White House...
Somebody who knows how to post a photo, please go to the online story and post the picture of Chelsea with those two guys wearing red dresses and pearls.
Somebody who knows how to post a photo, please go to the online story and post the picture of Chelsea with those two guys wearing red dresses and pearls.
NO PICTURES PLEASE!
Bump for tomorrow. It’s almost Friday.
wow they even have red eyes to match!
Where have I seen that cold stare before?
Homosexuals need to keep in mind, however, that the good news of the gospel is not about how God despises same-sex sexual relationships. In fact, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 indicates that certain members of that church had been slaves to such relationships but had been cleansed in Jesus' name. So these former homosexual had evidently repented and accepted God's grace to straighten their lives out.
John 3:16
Revelation 3:20
Are you all over your nausea yet?
“Where have I seen that cold stare before?”
In the eyes of a Malamute? After all, she’s always been a real dog...
How in the world can you be so certain?
This is at least the third time in the last two weeks (Philadelphia, Louisville, now Portland), that Hill and Bill have pimped their one and only daughter out on a cross country gay bar tour trolling for votes. I understand that they lost all understanding of the word shame many decades ago but this is beyond the pale.
Um, how come she is the only one without red-eye from the camera flash??
There is no mention of the non gay men over dude’s right shoulder.
Maybe they were red to begin with and the flash neutralized the color.
Probably wearing those eye color lenses.
I feel really gay just for having read this story all the way through.
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