[Mike Darancette]

Who ate the last Neanderthal?

[Beowulf9]

“Who ate the last Neanderthal?”

Nobody, he had a heart attack. Red meat’s no good for you.

[JoJo Gunn]

Someone ate the baby
it’s rather sad to say
Someone ate the baby so she won’t be out to play
We’ll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dry
We’ll never hear her asking why why why
someone ate the baby

Someone ate the baby
it’s absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby cause the baby isn’t here
We’ll give away her toys and clothes
we’ll never have to wipe her nose
Dad says that’s the way it goes
someone ate the baby

Someone ate the baby
what a frightful thing to eat
Someone ate the baby though she wasn’t very sweet
It was a heartless thing to do
the policemen haven’t got a clue
I simply can’t imagine who would go and (burp) eat the baby

Shel Silverstein

[matthew fuller]

"Who ate the last Neanderthal? "

The first Melungeon.

[3Lean]

The last two ate each other (by mutual consent, of course).

[Andonius_99]

Who ate the last Neanderthal?

Hey, wee-man! It was me!