Rhino wings?
None of the RINO triplets have the delegates to win outright.
None of the three RINO wings ( Rocky-Feller wing, Church wing, and the Military wing) wants to give up so the party power brokers take over.
First off they explain to the nutbar wing that he really isn’t one of the wings so he has to go to Texas and be a Doctor or Congressman or sumpin.
Then they explain to the Rocky-Feller RINO that he would lose 3/4 of the Red states so he will have to go back to a blue state and be a Bishop or run the Special Olympics, things like that.
They offer the Church RINO a publicly funded Church/ Wild game cooking show on PBS and he is so happy he can’t stop grinning.
The hard part comes when they are forced to tell the Military RINO that he is....well....Crazy... and he just has to go.
From behind the stage curtain out walks Fred Thompson and the Hall erupts in wild cheers!
Sumpin like that.
Rhino wings?
And they all lived happily ever after.