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Michelle Malkin ^ | January 9, 2008 | Michelle Malkin

[G Larry]

Let’s examine his liberal “utopia”:

-stop wars for oil,
> $5/gal gas & mandated ‘golf cart’ quality cars.

-Everyone will have health care.
> But you’ll have to wait 6 to 18 months for treatment, IF it is EVER approved.

-Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
> Think tenement housing.

-Everyone will have a voice in our government.
> unless you’re conservative or believe in the Constitution.

-Everyone will pay equal taxes.
> Yes, 50% ‘might’ cover this socialist agenda.

[Libloather]

I often wonder what will happen when we progressive liberal adults take back our country. The adults will stop wars for oil, Everyone will have health care. Everyone will have a roof over their heads. Everyone will have a voice in our government. Everyone will pay equal taxes.

Didn't the *Crintons take care of all that?

[avacado]

"Everyone will pay equal taxes."

Good! The "progressive" nanny-staters are finally going to pay taxes!

[oh8eleven]

Everyone will have a roof over their heads.
This always reminds me of the scene in Dr. Zhivago where Yuri returns home after a long absence
and finds his house has been taken over by the progressives Communists.

[doug from upland]

He does other work.

[kcvl]

while big oil enjoys record profits

I guess he's too stupid to know those 'record profits' go to the stock holders not SOME THING called 'big oil'. Around here many of those 'evil' stockholders are LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.

[kcvl]

Hillary & Obama are counting on IDIOTS like this guy to win!

[Jaysun]

I have a vision of a loutish fellow, bald save for a ponytail, who wears red sneakers with his tuxedo on special occasions. But there are so many of these!

He has on navy blue polyester slacks with brown snakeskin cowboy boots and a pink muscle shirt with green stripes. He has sideburns like you haven't seen since TBS last ran "Play Misty for Me", topped with a comb-over that looks like it was done by a spider on Xanax. He does not drive a Saab. He will only refer to pasta as "noodles." There are jumper cables sitting on his dining room table. His name is Joe, but he goes by Ricky, which confuses relatives who want to buy him bowling shirts.

His common law wife's name is June, but he calls her Candy, except when she dips below four hundred pounds, then he calls her Dot. When he wants to make love, he winks at her and says, "Doggy needs a walk." Then he puts on the Oak Ridge Boys to camouflage the squeak of Dot's gigantic ass on his sky blue recliner. Ricky times his thrusts with the "woo-boppa, woo-boppa, woo-boppa mao mao" part of the song "Elvira" and attempts to hold off his orgasm by trying to remember the names of Richard Petty's pit crew......but then he remembers the fuel man Nick was named "Boob," causing him to finish up. So Joe / Ricky pinches the filter off one of Candy / Dot's Virginia Slims and grabs the remote to try to find a fishing show or a lumberjack competition and......and.......I'm lost, what was this rant about? Oh yeah, this guy Joe is an idiot.

[Col Freeper]

[This is a grassroots effort that I know will bring us a progressive liberal talk radio station that we can finally listen to without vomiting.]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

LOL. (I think Joe needs to re-read his writing).

Joe, don’t feel too bad. All the progressive liberal talk radio stations that I have ever listened to made me vomit also.

Joe, do you really think this new one won’t make you vomit? You know, like the others did?

[Col Freeper]

[*burp*]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(waving hand back and forth in front of monitor screen)

OH MAN, That was really, really bad!

LOL

[ErnBatavia]

From about this point on the thread, we need to look for newbie signups.....I don’t think Roppe could resist making some comments.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I was going to mention this last night but forgot.

I’ll betcha dollars to donuts this dude has MM confused with Ann Coulter...the forcing to eat a hamburger/anorexia thing and all....

Just *cough* food for thought... :)

[uglybiker]

"It's "Roppe-a-distic!"

Roppe-a-dope.

[Pontiac]

Today's liberals would love a new Hitler - if he switched the Jews for Christians.

Today’s liberals hate Jews, Christians and anyone else in the Western World with a moral compass.

I say the Western World because if you are brown skinned or non-Jew/Christian you are one of the oppressed peoples and you then have the moral superiority necessary to assert your values.

Liberals in this country are socialist, racist, bigots against anything that this country was founded on. From their point of view if you are Anglo-Saxon Christian with the values that that title suggest you are not worthy to walk in the daylight.

[Pontiac]

” One day the Health Care Fairy’s gonna bring us free health care, the Roofing fairy’s gonna provide us with a free roof and i wont have to look for a job”

Of course not is a communist state all of this is provided by the STATE.

The Health Care is rationed and of poor quality. Any major surgery is allocated after a committee decides if you are young enough and healthy enough to provide a return on the states investment.

Housing is prefabricated tenement style one size fits all two bedroom apartments. Party officials are eligible for country summer homes if they are looked upon by the party leadership with favor.

Jobs are assigned by the jobs bureau after evaluation of your talents, the states needs and you standing with the party.

The state is first, middle and last Big Brother is watching and he knows what you need, to H3ll with what you want.

[doug from upland]

I just called him but got his answering device. The pronunciation of Roppe rhymes with floppy.

[bajabaja]

DFU, well I have not had a reply from anyone at the institution that proudly lists him as “president.” (Yesterday I emailed to those listed on the institution’s website, including Roppe, the text is posted above. His email address there came back as undeliverable.)

I also emailed to his gmail, joeroppe@gmail.com, and have not had any reply from that (though the address remains good).

If his answering machine is on and some of his email addresses are turned off, I suspect he got the message. Let’s see if he is a man or not.

(And thanks for your work for the cause; heck, long ago I remember you calling into Ray Bream or George Putnam on LA talk radio — and your work during 2000 outside the Federal Building on Veteran. So much has changed since, and so much remains the same.)

[bajabaja]

I figured that as well, BG, but it didn’t distract me from what he was saying. He wished for Michelle’s death. Precisely stated, his “dream” was that she die from anorexia or choking. His irrationality and “soft” violence is what matters here, not his apparent confusing a blonde conservative with a brunette one. So far no response, and DFU called his listed phone number. Got an answering machine. I sent about 6 emails, no reply yet.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the reminder. Putnam has a two hour show on a little station in Loma Linda, CA (I think that’s where he is). I need to call him.

[Brad’s Gramma]

What station, doug?