Iowahawk: Three Cheers For the Iowa Caucuses!

Iowahawk | 12/19/07 | David Burge

[IowaHawk]

Geode; as in “G owed me money, so I popped a cap in his @ss”

[Lou L]

This thread got me thinking...since there are no laws, nor Constitutional provisions for using Iowa as the first primary state, would anyone ever expect to see a candidate "sue" by having to go through Iowa first and losing there?

I'm thinking of an Al Gore scenario...

[IowaHawk]

Every time I have to go through Iowa, I feel like suing somebody.

[decimon]

Does the early Iowa caucus account for the many Iowan presidents?

tia

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I’ve got a genuine Keokuk geode in my geode collection.

[uglybiker]

We are from I-o-way!

Really? Do you live near Dez Moinz? :-P

[IowaHawk]

I like the sound of that.

"Keokuk Geode."

"Keokuk Geode."

Keokuk Keokuk Kuk kuk Geode Geode geokuk keode

Also, I'm drunk.

[misharu]

Iowa State Rock: Non-Threatening Melodic Soft (genus Air Supply)

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Iowans are just like other Americans - only more so.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Too early for me. 12:30 maybe.

[IowaHawk]

I refer, sir, to the beloved "Iowa Corn Song" known to every child of our fair state.

We are from I-o-way, I-O-WAY!
State of all the land, joy on every hand.
We are from I-o-way, I-O-WAY!
That's where the tall corn grows.

[Liberty Valance]

ROFL!!!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

When I lived in Des Moines I could never figure this out - is it “Cavatelli” or “Cavatini” - I could never get a definitive answer on that - or are both conceivably correct?

[Liberty Valance]

A gallon of gas in every wagonload.

*<[;o)))~ Merry Christmas to all our Iowanian FRiends!

[RichInOC]

Hooray for the Hawkeye Cauci!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

It was called Johnny and Kay’s when I was there...

[IowaHawk]

One is a delicious pasta, and the other is a vulgar sexual act.

I can never keep them straight, so whenever I’m at a Des Moines pizza restaurant I usually order both.

[EternalVigilance]

:-)

Well done!

[Free Vulcan]

Shoutin’ out from Lee county, home of the Gangsta Crib Keokuk! What up homies? Just kickin’ it on the down low with mah bitches and pimps playa!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

There was a Triumph motorcycle dealer downtown Keokuk that I liked to stop and see. Is it still there ?