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DFU SONG - Christmas 2007: Parade of the Wooden Soldiers (CNN & General LGBT)
DFU Christmas parody songs 2007 ^ | Nov. 29, 2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/29/2007 11:54:03 AM PST by doug from upland

NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/xmas.html
MIDI - PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS

The general's in GLBT...he had been planted by dear Hillary
Don't ask don't tell is working fine...what's the big deal?

The witch melts right before our eyes...her campaign is based on a pack of lies
Her wagon's losing all four wheels...it is surreal

Anderson Cooper...his pooper scooper...can't clean up this smelly mess
CNN's lying...Hillary's trying to make sure they won't confess
Mainstream's in trouble...we've burst their bubble...the truth they chose to suppress
Leftist shills had their day...dinosaurs, go away
Don't let the door hit your butt

There is worry within Team Hillary...it's all heading south, they don't like what they see
The facade they built they watch slip away...they're in panic mode

CNN, may your ratings turn to mush...do you hear that sound, it is a giant flush
And as journalists, you're now laughingstocks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA...HAHA


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: christmas; cnn; debates; hillary

1 posted on 11/29/2007 11:54:05 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

LOL


2 posted on 11/29/2007 12:00:24 PM PST by wastedyears (One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
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Hmmm, I’ve seen it both ways. Does gay come first or does lesbian come first? LGBT or GLBT. Too bad they don’t have BLT. A sandwich could then be their logo.


3 posted on 11/29/2007 8:00:42 PM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

ROFL!

Panderson Cooper will be a laughingstock for years to come because of this debate.


4 posted on 11/29/2007 8:02:20 PM PST by Palladin ("How do we beat The Bitch?"--John McCain Supporter)
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To: doug from upland

You better put Lesbians first, Doug, or their Butch Brigade will come to your house and rip your eyeballs out.


5 posted on 11/29/2007 8:03:38 PM PST by Palladin ("How do we beat The Bitch?"--John McCain Supporter)
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To: doug from upland

Hey, Doug, did you read that the general’s really just a Colonel? True.


6 posted on 11/29/2007 8:04:53 PM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Palladin

I covered it. The headline has lesbians first; the song has gays first. I hope the transgenders and bisexuals aren’t offended.


7 posted on 11/29/2007 8:05:38 PM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: savedbygrace

I missed it. I didn’t see the debate. Did he portray himself as a general?


8 posted on 11/29/2007 8:07:16 PM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

He did, and CNN did.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1932301/posts?page=30


9 posted on 11/30/2007 4:06:01 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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