[Rte66]

Oh, man, I dated a guy from Alpha Centauri when I was in college. But, ummm, it was in Dallas. However, Kennedy was already dead by 5 years. They *said.*

[Joe 6-pack]

JFK had his skin dyed black and is now living in a retirement home in east Texas, where he and Elvis recently did battle with a cursed mummy.

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