[Joe 6-pack]

JFK had his skin dyed black and is now living in a retirement home in east Texas, where he and Elvis recently did battle with a cursed mummy.

Don't believe me?

Click Here.

[Rte66]

Well, I *have* seen the telephoto-lens pix of JFK wrapped up in gauze from head to toe, in a wheelchair, living at an unnamed sanitarium.

But, if they want me to believe any of this, they’re going to have to tell me *where* in East Texas this unnamed rest home is. Rusk? LOL

I think most people agree that the late, not-great Charlie Harrelson actually killed JFK, then escaped with the tramps at the train station. Or, so he always said.

[weegee]

It is truer and more compelling than anything in this “news” report.

But where’d he learn to read hieroglyphics?