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Sewer district hands out bottled water with gross ingredients label [UT] (Enviro-nut Barf Alert)
Salt Lake Tribune ^ | 10/15/2007 | (AP Author)

Posted on 10/15/2007 12:28:22 PM PDT by TChris

SYRACUSE - The water looks clear, but the label on the bottle tells a different story.

"Ingredients," notes the back side of the bottle's label: "Water, fecal matter, toilet paper, hair, lint, rancid grease, stomach acid and trace amounts of Pepto Bismol, chocolate, urine, body oils, dead skin, industrial chemicals (aluminum, copper, zinc, lead, chromium, nickel, molybdenum, selenium, silver arsenic, mercury,) ammonia, ... soil, laundry soap, bath soap, shaving cream, sweat, saliva, salt, sugar. No artificial colors or preservatives. Some variations in taste and/or color may occur due to holidays, predominant cuisine preference, infiltration/inflow, or sewer cross-connections."

The specially labeled bottle water comes courtesy of the North Davis Sewer District.

Sewer-district manager Kevin Cowan hands out bottles to those who tour its facilities.

Cowan says he's trying to make a point with the disgusting ingredients.

"We make them (visitors) think it is the treatment product," he said. "But it's also a lesson about our environment ... (about) being more conscious about what goes down the drain."

(Excerpt) Read more at sltrib.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Utah
KEYWORDS: environmentalism; sewage; treatment; water
I swear, environazis want everyone to live in a constant state of self-loathing just for continuing to live.

I think I'll go dump some selenium down my drain just for kicks...

1 posted on 10/15/2007 12:28:27 PM PDT by TChris
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I don’t get it. So is this guy saying that we shouldn’t poo, wipe our behinds, or barf in the toilet? Or wash our dishes? What is the point of him doing this

Please, someone... if this guy is doing this and the stuff that goes down the drain is “bad”, what use is the toilet if we can’t crap in them?

Or is he saying that he and his staff are grossly incompetent and shouldn’t be trusted with the city water supply?

Haha! I am analyzing this too much. The guy is just a dork who thinks that he is being clever.

APf


2 posted on 10/15/2007 12:34:30 PM PDT by APFel (Regnum Nostrum Crescit)
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To: TChris

I guess we get to go back to digging holes in the ground.


3 posted on 10/15/2007 12:35:24 PM PDT by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: TChris
To the shock of colleagues, Knowlton uncorked a bottle and downed it to prove it really was pure water. A label down the side removed all doubts. ******************** OOOps, he was wrong!!!
4 posted on 10/15/2007 12:36:51 PM PDT by crazyshrink
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I’d fire his azz immediately for politicizing the water dept. Just clean the water without any commentary, fool.


5 posted on 10/15/2007 12:40:27 PM PDT by Hacklehead (I'm not here to make friends.)
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To: crazyshrink

ROFL!!!! I’m stealin’ that for my Hillary collection!


6 posted on 10/15/2007 12:41:35 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: APFel

If your water doesn’t have Mercury in it, it will taste lousy. Add three droplets to the gallon and you’ll be happy.


7 posted on 10/15/2007 12:42:11 PM PDT by B4Ranch (( "Freedom is not free, but don't worry the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share." ))
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Wait a minute. Wasn’t there an article last week that said we should be eating more sh**?

Dang. These envirowackos just cant figure out what we should be doing can they.


8 posted on 10/15/2007 12:46:57 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (I'm supporting a Conservative not a RINO http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: Liberty Valance

You could caption it “Hillary tries to be all things to all people” as it covers tranvestites, etc.


9 posted on 10/15/2007 12:47:38 PM PDT by crazyshrink
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To: crazyshrink

This explains Syracuse football. There IS something in the water!


10 posted on 10/15/2007 12:48:57 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: TChris

I’ll see your selinium and raise you some rat poison.


11 posted on 10/15/2007 12:50:53 PM PDT by LukeL
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"We make them (visitors) think it is the treatment product," he said. "But it's also a lesson about our environment ... (about) being more conscious about what goes down the drain."

Yeah, way to waste taxpayer dollars, fool!

12 posted on 10/15/2007 12:55:18 PM PDT by GOP_Raider ("I guess I like to do things that bother people." -Urban Meyer)
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To: freekitty
I guess we get to go back to digging holes in the ground.

Then what happens when it rains and the water is recollected later from a well or stream? Nature has equipped us with a what we need. Somebody needs to slap that enviro-fool. If you can't handle a little contamination, then you SHOULD die!

13 posted on 10/15/2007 12:59:32 PM PDT by Clock King (Bring the noise!)
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At around $60 per pound, I doubt you’ll dump much selenium down your toilet..........


14 posted on 10/15/2007 12:59:37 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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15 posted on 10/15/2007 1:00:04 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: Red Badger
At around $60 per pound, I doubt you’ll dump much selenium down your toilet..........

It doesn't have to be much. He's tweaking out about trace amounts already. I might just drop a couple of multi-vitamins in the ol' potty.

16 posted on 10/15/2007 1:02:57 PM PDT by TChris (Cartels (oil, diamonds, labor) are bad. Free-market competition is good.)
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To: crazyshrink
Duchess Margaretha Maultasch!

That is some SERIESLY bad water!

17 posted on 10/15/2007 1:06:04 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: TChris

Anyone who uses the green colored dandruff shampoo does dump selenium down the drain.............


18 posted on 10/15/2007 1:37:48 PM PDT by Concho (IRS--Americas real terrorist organization.)
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